#ellecharming

Chad: Do I look more handsome with Anne to the left of me? Or when she's on my right? It's important.

Artie: Hi, Elle. I've been thinking about it a lot since Thanksgiving and I think us co-hosting the New Year's event this year in Camelot is a bad idea after all. My dad said he'd rather I take care of it by myself and I think he's right. If you'd rather stay home for the end of year festivities, I'd understand. Just thought I'd get that out of the way now instead of waiting until the last minute.

Chastity: Hello, Elle! I'd just like to say, despite the hedonistic tendencies you've displayed in the past, such as engaging in sexual acts before marriage, that I keep you in my prayers and would like to know if you have anything specific that you'd like additional spiritual assistance on!

Greta: Okay, be honest with me: is my reputation 'the fun dwarf cousin,' 'the slutty dwarf cousin,' or am I just going to forever be the sneezy girl?

Mateo: HEY IF I TRIED TO PITCH SHREK THE MUSICAL AS OUR PLAY WOULD YOU BACK ME UP??? Because I've been watching it over and over since I watched it the first time and I think I'm officially obsessed.

Lev: HOLD ME.

Diego: What's a kind of scandal that would make a music group more interesting and not get them straight up cancelled? Asking for a friend.

Margaery: Elle! I'm DYING for a sister sleepover so let me know when you're free and I can have popcorn and chocolate chips, green smoothies, and a few romcoms all queued up for us! I want to watch Serendipity again but also I'd love something gay. We need more gay romcoms! 😭