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Am genuinely waiting with bated breath for the loumand apology scene that treats their relationship as if it actually matters to the fabric of the show and wherein armand both sincerely apologizes and it is not enough, because how could any apology be enough for the gravity of what he’s done, and then louis yells at him and is simultaneously deeply cathartic and like the murder of bruce, cannot actually fix what’s broken for either of them. Because Claudia is still dead.

y’all can make fun of ed sheeran if u want but we all know photograph slaps

louis de pointe du lac is the ideal character to project your sexual hangups onto he’s miserable about domming he’s miserable about subbing he’s a seductress he has internalized homophobia and he entirely fucks men with sex ptsd. he has the range

the amount of coping about Lestat’s train scene with Claudia going on iwtv twitter right now oh my god. people posting “oh my god so excited for season 3 Lestat’s going to expose it was allll a lie… imprinted on Louis’s brain… by Armand of course…….” that scene was literally Claudia’s motivation for killing him. first of all. notably as the audience we receive no indication whatsoever that scene isn’t DIRECTLY corroborated by her diaries, which – sorry – we would have received if that was untrue. “ummmm I actually think the evil brown man is the cause of ALL problems faced by this poor sad white man” you have to be serious. He and his daughter tried to kill this man. Do you actually think Louis and Claudia just did that for no reason and then LATER got manipulated into remembering the bad relationship as being a bad relationship. the desire for some white man whose entire season 2 arc was literally ABOUT doing penance to have never done anything wrong ever in his life is seriously rotting some of your brains

What doesn’t kill you makes you write loumand fanfiction

Sorry to be a Daniel apologist but I just can’t even begin to bring myself to care about whether the phrase “friendless bottom twink sociopath” is problematic. That man literally sex tortured him in 1973 like I think he’ll be okay

loumand interacting before anyone else............ haters get fucked i never lose

it's still extremely funny to me seeing people write interview with the vampire polyamory fics. I've perhaps never seen four people less suited to polyamory in my life. they're barely suited for one relationship let alone multiple