#elizard taylor

Aw, I feel like I should wish the Lizard a happy birthday since her perfect husband neglected to. It turns out unless she’s there to sit on top of him in quarantine it’s difficult for his superior intellect to remember - thank goodness he can if it involves him directly or his beloved dog. The grease has yet to soak in to that cortex of his brain. So Happy Birthday, ET! You don’t look a day over 40. ❤️

So even though we already know nothing that comes out of ET’s mouth is genuine, I found it interesting that when addressing her pride (sure, Jan) of portraying a bisexual character she said Clarke “loves women” and “likes dudes”. 🤔 Totally reading too much into it but I choose to see it as even her small subconscious mind knows Clarke would shoot Bellbitch a second time just to be with Lexa again. 😏 Cause ya know - only one of those people she actually kissed, sexed and admitted love for. 🤷‍♀

The one time ET is asked about Lexa nowadays she’s completely cold and removed from it. She said Clarke had the hardest time letting go of Lexa because she had to carry the Flame around and she wished she had the chance to properly “put her to rest”; she made Lexa out to be nothing more than a burden to Clarke. No mention of how she was the LOVE OF HER LIFE which, sorry to disappoint your neurotic fans, was CANON. The complete disrespect to what she once held so highly is disgusting. Fuck her.

www(.)wlfa.org/can-you-report-instagram-influencers-for-not-identifying-ads/#1 did you know that you could report influencers not only to instagram but also to government agencies when they don't disclose ads as ads? On a totally unrelated note the lizard has been pumping a diet brand recently with no #ad in sight. Interesting how they had lots to say when tasya and AZ were promoting it but now that it's their fave it's *crickets*

Eliza has prints available on Streamily and the most popular is, no surprise, the Bellarke one with the words “MAY WE MEET AGAIN” ON IT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. The complete and utter disrespect she has shown towards Lexa by throwing their CANON relationship out the window in favor of that tool of a husband is mind-blowing. I know I shouldn’t be surprised anymore but that really did me in. To use something so sacred to a lot of people when you could have done ANYTHING ELSE- I just… 🤬

It’s probably just me but Eliza T has been looking rough lately on instagram. Kid looks incredibly pale but I imagine being married to You Know Who (no offense to any Voldemorts out there) will do that to you. Either she’s aging poorly or toxicity is truly bad for the skin. Apparently she got her license recently so maybe she can practice driving away from the grease fire and into some sun every once and a while. 🤔

Something about Elizard trying to pretend she's all body positive after she has gotten liposuction and keeps getting lymphatic drains just shines a light on how fake she has always been.

Can't help but think any guy Eliza post a picture of she could be sleeping with because she has a reputation.