TEXT ✉️ RYDER
Jake: What are you doing and why aren't we doing it together?
[TWO MINUTES LATER]
Jake: If you're doing something weird, don't answer that.
Jake: But seriously I feel like it's been literal [INSERT NERD TIME SLANG HERE] since I've seen you.
Jake: I suggest going to a strip club. I deserve it, you deserve it. And how else are strippers going to make money?











