#eliiii

/affectionate

Oh, ELI!!!! 🥺😔🥺 I didn't know you were a Starkid appreciator! For your entertainment, take some other tentative thoughts about the AU! Okay so I know I said that Lan Wangji was a tech guy, but I'm going to edit that to be more of a composer/lyric writer (and normal writer? Because I feel like musical lyrics are very linked to script writing) because I just know that if Wei Wuxian was actually a performer, he'd be editing different melodies and lyrics because "I think this would fit the character you're trying to get across here" or "I dunno I just thought this would be more fun." This both allows for Wei Wuxian being a little shit and wangxian interactions such as Lan Wangji seeing Wei Wuxian's edited sheet music and going "W h a t ." because it works but HEY!! That's his music!! (Then he hears it in action and is like 'damn it' while falling in love because oh my god...this guy gets the characters so well..this is like his baby and this guy is taking such good care of it...) I'm thinking Mianmian as Grace Chasity because she and Wei Wuxian as friends definitely have that sort of vibe! And when I say 'that sort of vibe', I'm thinking mainly about the end of the musical where Max is on the bleachers, kicking his feet and being all "don't you want to cuddle? 🥺🥺" while Grace is smoking a cigarette with her hair down a couple of feet away. That's so Wei Wuxian and Mianmian coded. Also, I think that Mianmian and Wei Wuxian could do 'Dirty Girl' without wanting to explode because they'd just take the piss out of each other. All like...well, Max walks in n takes off his shirt, and if Mianmian and Wei Wuxian were rehearsing they'd be all like "ew put your shirt back on" "my body's too good for you anyway!!" (Yes, Lan Wangji is dying in the background, why do you ask?) or like when Grace is like "I am expecting you to be-betray me", Wei Wuxian would instantly be like "your trust issues are showing babe." Shit like that, y'know? Thinking about Wangxian a bit more, I like to think that Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian and is just like "this is not Max Jagerman. Who was in charge of casting??? This guy is supposed to be the main villain?" because c'mon. Wei Wuxian, at first glance, is all friendly and welcoming, jokey and teasing. Of course, they're running through the script n shit (with Wei Wuxian constantly finding Lan Wangji during breaks/rehearsals to talk about revisions to different things) and Lan Wangji is becoming more solidified in this belief because "he's just too nice...and far too smart! He's creative and open and helpful and a brilliant musician and-" the only thing he can be like is "well...Max is supposed to be attractive..." (then he starts watching Wei Wuxian's performances as they learn the script/songs more and is like "oh my god he's just a brilliant actor. I NEED THIS MAN.") (Bonus points for Lan Xichen doing advertising and helping Nie Mingjue with tech, watching his little brother fall in love from 'hating' this guy and being all like "sooo...Didi...I thought you didn't like Wei Wuxian")

“Last time I tried I ruined two white shirts - they are pink now! Pink! And no one told me I couldn’t use softener on the military style stuff! I had itching rashes for a whole week! A week! I thought I had to die and scratched my fucking arms and stomach bloody - why are you so heartless, Eli? At least show me again... how am I supposed to understand all these damn hieroglyphs and get the exceptions?!”

“Why did you do that?!” He asked quickly after he recovered.

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