FOUR

So, my name is Four and I'm nonbinary, so they/them and it/its pronouns only pleaaaase. I post a lot (a Lot) about MDZS and SVSSS, and sometimes (if yer lucky) I'll make a random post about TGCF and leave everyone confused. I HAVE also started talking about TMA. It's. I'm so normal about them it. Ha. I smile innocently and bat my eyelashes.

I'm also a certified Wei Qingwei and He Xuan expert, so you should definitely ask me questions about them :D

First of all, my profile picture was drawn by the incredible @leouusaurxoxo!!!! It's Crowyuan <3

AND my beautiful banner was commissioned by my beloved @boarloved-art, EVERYONE GO COMMISSION HIM NOW!!! It's Wei Wuxian and Jonathan Sims (if that wasn't obvious)

Fanfictions I've currently got up on AO3:

The Three Blades - MXTX crossover, modern au with cultivation, in which a legend surrounds three ancient blades and one missing wielder

Losing Hope - MDZS au, canon-divergent I guess, in which the Jin Sect were the ones to grab Wei Wuxian after the Nightless City Massacre; trauma ensues

The Human - MDZS au, Fantasy/Fae au, in which two Fae from different courts mistake one another for a human; antics ensue

He's Actually Attractive?!?! - MDZS au, in which Wei Wuxian gets hit with a curse that leaves him in his original body and everyone has to come to terms with his attractiveness

I Didn't Mean To Bring Back The Yiling Laozu!!!! (Okay maybe I did, so WHAT?!) - MDZS au, in which Mo Xuanyu brings back Wei Wuxian but doesn't die in the progress, and shenanigans ensue.

Don't Touch Wei Qingwei's Child - SVSSS au, in which Shen Yuan has transmigrated as a cute little pangolin demon and has been adopted by Wei Qingwei, but somebody has made a grave mistake

Friendiversary - SVSSS fic, in which disciple era Wei Qingwei has planned a whole day to celebrate his friendship with Mu Qingfang

There's an imposter on Cang Qiong, and he's WEARING MY FUCKING FACE - SVSSS/TGCF crossover au, in which Shang Qinghua tries to fake his death but He Xuan takes the opportunity given to him

MR. SPIDER DOESN'T EAT FLOWERS. - TMA AU of sorts, based on this beautiful art I couldn't help but write about

Tags I use:

Four's fanfic - anything adjacent to Losing Hope

Three blades au - anything adjacent to, surprisingly, The Three Blades

Mdzs fae au - anything adjacent to The Human

Proper cryptid au - SACRIFICING WEI WUXIAN TO THE BURIAL MOUNDS 😨😨‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️ (GONE WRONG)(CULTIVATORS CALLED)

Mdzs drama au - we all know that Wei Wuxian would be a great drama kid, and I can't stop thinking about it

Mad scientist wei wuxian au - basically letting Wei Wuxian go a lot more crazy within a reasonable context

Mad scientist wei wuxian au + 'of the disciple variety' - alternate route of mad scientist Wei Wuxian going to the Cloud Recesses lectures

Deity jester wei wuxian au - Wei Wuxian as a forest god thing shackled to humanity through a song, and seeking revenge for the crimes of his former master

Hanguang-jun goes to the future au - Man found face down in the dirt down local doctor's jogging path, in historically accurate cosplay?!!

Dog therapy au - Wei Ying needs to find a way to get over his fear of dogs so Jiang Cheng can finally have a puppy - the fact that his therapist is hot is a bonus

The jin call dibs au - Jin Zixuan finds a ratty boy being attacked by dogs in Yiling after the boat to Yunmeng goes off course, and decides it's time he had a new Didi

Crowyuan au - an au where Shen Yuan transmigrates into a crow demon, as well as general facts about him no matter the variety

Panyuan au - is that....Shen Yuan transmigrating as a pangolin?! On Wan Jian Peak?!!??!

Leviathyuan au - Shen Yuan but he's a leviathan demon from the Abyss. It's sick, if I do say so myself (I think about how cool he looks all the time)

It's not a cult au - Imagine coming out of a violent hungry haze, going to collect your ashes, and finding that you're being worshipped in your home village

kpdh x mxtx au - Demon hunter group CVZ trying to beat the shit out of the quickly rising Mogui Boys

Wei Qingwei my blorbo - my personal headcanons for lore on Wei Qingwei (MXTX lost the rights to him in the divorce, he's mine now /j)

Giggles giggles kicks my feetsies okay so I have loads of them but I'll focus on the Main Ones, so to speak:

Hester - Dirt. That's all. Dirt.

Lochlan - I think it'd really like toast. Definitely has a whole infodump set up specifically related to everything that go on toast and how flexible it is for all occasions

Emrys - Hmmm bit of a broad one but I think he loves anything he's grown, y'know? He bites into a carrot and he's like "I grew it!! I made this!!! :D" and that adds an extra bit of flavour to it

Myla - Fucking. Um. Popcorn. She specifically likes sweet and salty but as long as it's not loud to eat then she'll eat it (that does cross out toffee popcorn, yes)

Kyomi - Scratches nose awkwardly. So. Um. She really likes. Meat. Specifically um. Human meat.

Adara - Shepherd's pie!! A warm, filling meal that reminds her of her home <3

Nothing in particular i just wanted to say that

I would like to request of you an idea to draw

Bc I wanna draw more now that I have more time on my hands but inspiration is fickle

No pressure to reply

Thank you and have a nice day

Remember to take care of yourself <3

HELLOOO POOKIE!!!!!!!

Okay okay hear me out: two characters of your choosing just being bitchy bastards. Gossipping about something with shared looks of distaste. Just being cunts. I think that'd be great I'm giggling at the thought.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Jane Prentiss, Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), The Beholding (The Magnus Archives) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives), Overuse of italics, Pre-Relationship, Falling In Love, Attempt at Humor, the Magnus Institute as a ghost exorcism place sure whatever, I'm Bad At Tagging, Yearning, so much yearning, Martin Blackwood Has a Crush on Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, He/Him Pronouns For Nonbinary Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Trans Martin Blackwood, it doesn't come up but it matters to me, The Beholding is like an irritating roommate, okay I've forgotten the rest of the tags you get it Summary:

Jonathan Sims, head of the Paranormal Response Department, is a professional man, who has no crushes on any new employees whatsoever.

Or, well, that's what he continues to emphasise to himself, no matter what the useless entity in his head is trying to tell him.

 (AKA The Beholding needs its pet exorcist happy and is willing to lend a helping hand!)

It's actually a few days late(it's technically May 28th) cause I got waaaay busier than I thought I'd be, but it's still within the month, so I'm counting it!

We've officially been friends for over a year!! I'm so happy to be your friend, and I hope you like my friendiversary gift!!

OH MY GOD???? OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO SWEET?? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR ALREADY! I'M GOING TO DEVOUR YOU ALIVE AND HOLD YOU GENTLY IN MY CHEST AWWWHHHHHHH THANK YOU IT'S SO WONDERFUL I LOVE YOU SO DEARLY. I'm hugging you so tightly and spinning you around and then spinning you around even more thank you so much?? THANK YOU :( THANK YOU!!!!!

It's another podcast, called Welcome to Night Vale, which you may have already heard of/listened to since it tends to overlap with tma a lot, which is how I heard about it.

Anyways, it's very silly, goofy, and queer (yes, I did make a username pun at you. What are you gonna do) with a lovely helping of uncanny and existential horror. It is very good for healing from the very much not real and non-existent 200th episode of tma and I think you'd really like it!

AHHHH hello hello, my my my what have we here, what a surprise, what a surprise- sorry I think. I think I was possessed. That was terrifying. ANYWAY heeelllooo Lynnn hiiii <3<3

I love a good suggestion, and I do love silly, goofy and queer things for some reason, AND I have actually been meaning to check it out for a while!!! I'm in that phase where I'm thinking casually about it a lot and then getting distracted when I go to actually listen to it. But know that it is very much On My List, if you will, and thank you for the suggestion!!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Georgie Barker & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Sasha James, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Gerard Keay, Oliver Banks (The Magnus Archives), Agnes Montague, Jane Prentiss, Georgie Barker, Elias Bouchard (mentioned) Additional Tags: Group Chats, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Chatting & Messaging, No Plot/Plotless, listen it's just plotless fluff, not a little bit of angst in sight, Idiots in Love, because they are idiots, He/Him Pronouns For Nonbinary Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Trans Martin Blackwood, it DOES come up but like only vaguely, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Neurodivergent Martin Blackwood, honestly everyone there is neurodivergent, this DOESN'T come up but it's important to ME, Tim's godawful texting, because of course his messaging would be awful, I am British so you can trust in me, it doesn't matter but just know, just having a great time over here, Rated teen for swearing Summary:

Jon!!! <3 (The boss):

You: Hey Jon! Just wanted to let you know I put your tea in your office!! <3

—

The Full-Timers (Without Jon because he's scary):

You: GUYS GUYS GUYS I MESSED UP

Mocha Goddess: What? What did u do?

The Hot Barista: MARTIN DID U KILL SONEPNE I NEIED TOKNWOE NOW IVE GOT A BT

Mocha Goddess: YOURE NOT SUPPOSD TO TELL HIM

You: WHAT?! No, I haven't killed anyone! You: I sent Jon a '<3'

The Hot Barista: oh The Hot Barista: ok

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