ELISHA FOR THE SHIP THINGYY
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - hopefully forever!
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - they were best friends for year so it took forever for feelings to come out.
How was their first kiss? - it was really good. short sweet on the couch of her home :)
Wedding:
Who proposed? - eli
Who is the best man/men? - one of his friends??
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - her sister
Who did the most planning? - trisha
Who stressed the most? - trisha
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - i’m not sure :(
Sex:
Who is on top? - eli lol
Who is the one to instigate things? - eli...
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - eli can last with her for like 45 minutes??
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - i hope a few!
How many children will they adopt? - maybeeeee???
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - trisha
Who is the stricter parent? - eli
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - trisha
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - trish
Who is the more loved parent? - trish
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? trish
Who cried the most at graduation? - trish
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - eli
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - trisha
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - eli
Who does the grocery shopping? - trish
How often do they bake desserts? - pretty often trisha likes to bake
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - little fo both
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - trish
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - eli
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - eli
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - trish
Who is really against chores? - eli
Who cleans up after the pets? - trish
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - eli
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - trish
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - eli
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - trish
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - eli
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they do like christmas i bet??
What are their goals for the relationship? - to just take care of each other and hopefully get married?
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - eli
Who plays the most pranks? - TriSHAAAAAAA
