#eli has problems

(i reaaaally want to throw this fucking pc out of the window Take some rain motherfucker You and all of your not-working softwares Fuck)

(if I succeed in not messing up this work interview and the workplace don’t mess ME up, I’ll have money and that means TATTOOS and that means that maybe I’ll ink some Metalocalypse on my skin and that’s BRUTAL)

(dear irl friends YES I want money for my drawings You can't ask me to do a piece and pay me in gratitude I can't eat gratitude and I'm poor just like you are Holy fffuck why is this so difficult to understand?????)

the only thing that reminds me how old I am is my tumblr description I swear I fucking forgot and had to check what am I doing with my life

I always forget that if I type “Pickles” on Google I won’t get images of our Pickles but actual pickles. I’m an idiot.

(I just want to buy that Nate wig and be a Natalie all day all night that (wo)man is my true self (except for the fact that I can’t growl at all :cccc) )

Why the fuck hair doesn’t grow instantly when I think “long hair” I can’t wait M O N T H to get the look I want cooome oooon Mainly because I can’t stand that horrible middle lenght