#elf.

ok i’m gonna give u guys some deets here. i talk to practically no one in my life abt homestuck. i nary glisten even the TINIEST INKLING OF A HOMESTUCK RELATED THOUGHT in my daily life. i simply do not. but this guy.. THIS MOTHER FUCKER.. has thrown me for a loop. A NOOSE ID SAY. there’s literally pictures of him cosplaying gamzee in middle school. i think i remember seeing that. BUT AGGGHHH. all my shit.. all the STUFF IN MY ROOM.. In my PHONE…………… my best friends profile picture in my phone is feferi. there’s dave and john on my wall. along with SO MANY STICKERS. i have rosemary and vriska on my keychain. i open tumblr mindlessly and it DOESNT END WELL FOR ME. every time. he’s just like. WHOOPS!!!! DIDNT MEAN TO SEE THAT!! *GULPS* *LOOSENS MY COLLAR NERVOUSLY*. STOP IT. STOP DOING THAT. LETS ALL JUST PRETEND. THAT HORMSTUCK JUST DOESNT FUCKING EXIST. CAN YOU DO THAY FOR ME? WOULD YOU DO THAT?

don’t date hoes that like lemon demon they will unrioncailyl serve e r jyhigibj. Hi. I o i hhdkslap.

that one skyrim character voice line where they say "what do you want, little elf?" except its not condescending its just kinda.