@lookmomitsmytmblr's headcanon about no one believing that Eleven and Donna are a couple randomly popped into my head and it's been cracking me up.
imagine Eleven, standing tall and proud because Donna Noble loves him and they're together! and then some random stranger calls him "the Doctor Donna's (because of course, Donna got a gaggle of fans post-JE) eunuch" or something and he immediately goes I beg your pardon, I'm her husband!













