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Fettuccine alfredo fettuccine Alfredo FeTtUcCiNe AlFrEdO fETTUCCINE ALFReDO hOt CHocOLAte I CAn'T!!!
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for those of you who knew me in 2012 and are curious
yes I have like a million docs on my computer called elevator games, they are all sketches and I write them all at four in the morning on a tuesday. still.
"All I asked was for my screwdriver. If you didn't want to do it then you could have said so, you really didn't have to punch a hole in my elevator. Do you know how much time it’s going to take me to fix that? Really, Steve, I'm not a big fan of passive-aggression. We can actually talk, you know. Breaking my elevator wall is not effective communication and I really do not need another team bonding session because the last one was – don’t remind me oh god – and why the hell are you half naked?"
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1253779
My Theory: Elevators
Elevators are inherently awkward. You are stuck in a suspended metal box with strangers.
No one stands too close. Everyone faces forward. The only speech necessary is a floor request.These are the socially-accepted rules of elevator etiquette.
And I break them all. On purpose. Whenever I get the chance.
I call it Elevator Games.
I will enter an elevator and if there is only one other person in it, instead of positioning myself on the opposite side of the car as expected, I will stand as close as possible to that person.
I will walk into an elevator full of people and stay facing them instead of turning around and facing the doors as one is supposed to.
I will sit on the floor.
I will hum loudly to an obnoxious song.
I will yell "bye, make good choices" or "okay, I love you too" to people as they exit the car.
Basically, if I think it will unexpected, unappreciated, or socially unacceptable, I will do it.
And the way I see it, if I can get a laugh, a weird look, or an awkward smile out of someone, I've accomplished something worthwhile that day. Life is too short for me not to have fun and mess with people in elevators.
If you were trapped in an elevator with me, what would we do to pass the time until our daring rescue?
play 20+ questions and/or create different DPDT’s, could even create our own language depending on how long it took to be rescued. that would be fun.
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Cam's new fic...
"And what if a kid gets on the elevator?"
"That's why we don't play it during the day, Jules…duh." Sam teased.
*I'm in love already.*