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Luckily for Keiko, Spider wasn’t busy. He’d actually just become un-busy, as he slid the last of the cooled freshly-baked cookies onto a plate when his comm rang.

Snatching a cookie off the top of the pile, he turned to lean back against the counter, munching on the cookie as he answered.

Cedar shouldn't be doing this.

He really shouldn't.

But Spider wasn't home, Dynamo was off on a job somewhere, and Cedar wasn't in a mood to wait for either of them.

Eyeing the coffeemaker on the counter, the sniper hesitated, then made a decision. How difficult could it be, after all? He'd watched its use many times before- put in water, turn the machine on, press a button to heat the water, place a cup under the spout to catch the water, brew tea... Surely his wretched luck with cooking couldn't affect even something that simple?

Unfortunately, things weren't quite so uncomplicated, due to the fact Spider's camera-bird was also on the counter. The avian mechaniloid hopped about, flapping its wings and making such a ruckus that Cedar was surprised the neighbors hadn't called to see what was going on.

The sniper didn't need a translator to know the bloody creature was cursing him six ways from Sunday for what he was doing.

The minute Spider received word from Gate the teleporter was ready, the bounty hunter stopped by only long enough to get it, and then he was immediately teleporting out to Keiko's world. He didn't waste any time heading straight to the shelter, making sure nothing had happened since his last check.

Satisfied, he went in search of Keiko. And he tried very hard not to think about where he'd be taking her in his world just yet.

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   Tarantula? Spider what happened?

Send 🍟 to steal one of my muse’s fries. Thief.

There was a moment of shock as Alpha finally registered that Keiko had snatched one of her fries out of her hand and was currently eating it.  

A low growl came from her as she glared at the human. Unfortunately, Alpha could be a little food-aggressive. Fortunately that wasn’t the last fry in the box, so she continued eating, now guarding the food with her body. 

Alpha sighed, Looking over at Keiko with a stern look. However, there was amusement in her eyes as she began to speak.  

"Keiko, Jumping off of a 50 story building is dangerous and should never be attempted by a human."

The amusement slowly turned into a proud look as Alpha’s toothy grin looked more insane by the second. She walked over to Keiko and patted her head in a rewarding way. It seems she was done being the safety tutorial.