"He[Sherlock] knew I liked cats. So he thought I might like poems about them too. I didn't. You don't have to tell him that."
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"He[Sherlock] knew I liked cats. So he thought I might like poems about them too. I didn't. You don't have to tell him that."
-Fiona Helborn

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Elementary 4x12 A View with a Room
Joan teasing Sherlock about his crush on Fiona is so cute
Bought out a toy shopâs entire stock of âSparkle Poodle Playhouseâ.
1x16/4x12
This is the face Sherlock makes when someone he wants to spend time with surprises him by saying they want to spend time with him, too.
I see Sherlockâs connection with Fiona as part of the general exploration of Holmesâ relationships that began in s3: with Watson; with Kitty; with Harlan, Marcus, and Alfredo; with his past (Oscar); with family (which includes the prospect of fathering a child, adopting himself as part of Watsonâs family, and of course his father). With most of these, in the end the focus is always on Holmes, not the other person, and I expect the same to be the case with Fiona. Based on his conversation with Watson when he admitted to like-liking her, Iâd say the show is using Fiona as the next step in processing Sherlockâs feelings for Irene-who-wasnât/Moriarty.
My own prediction is that weâll find out Fiona broke it off amicably after a few months â probably off-screen, though maybe sheâll appear in another episode â and Sherlock will have learned that romance doesnât always lead him to despair and ruin, and that will be that. Alternatively, Sherlock will break it off after learning that Fiona is in danger due to their association. Iâm hoping for the former, though, because we already have enough manpain plot in this show.

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Elementary 4x12
Every time I watch this show, I manage to forget and then remember all anew just what a delight Jonny Lee Miller is as Sherlock. I could watch him all day. Itâs such a rarity to see an actor on TV who is consistently so completely over-the-top and so completely nuanced at the same time. I canât think of many other actors whoâd have managed to jump up and down on their heels while proclaiming to be so excited as to be âpractically engorgedâ and still made it sound both wary and snide.Â
I go on and on about how I love it that Holmes and Watson are so completely platonic, and what a refreshing thing it is not to make them into the tired old âwill they or wonât theyâ cliche. Well, I must repeat myself. Their relationship is an absolute treasure. She is so gleeful when she works out that he âlikes likesâ that girl. And though I donât think adding a romantic subplot was particularly needed, I like that they chose a completely surprising love interest for Sherlock to focus on. I donât know what to make of their budding relationship, because we havenât really seen them interact, and I donât really buy the socially awkward Sherlock (his eccentricities and differences do not lie there - he doesnât find it difficult to interact with people in an accepted and acceptable way, he just doesnât care), but Iâm willing to give it the benefit of a doubt.
Also, how do you move 5 television sets into someoneâs bedroom and proceed to put up photos all over their headboard without them noticing? Poor Joan must have conditioned herself to sleep through Sherlockâs many tortures.Â
Review of Elementary 4x12 -- The View From the Room Grade: C for Cute, F for Heistus-Interruptus
The good: Yep, it was very cute. Liu and Millerâs byplay is adorable as always. Watson gets exasperated, Holmes gets prickly. From the open with the toys, to JWâs teasing, to the awkward romance, it was all very cute and sweet. And very inconsequential.
The bad: God dammit writers!! Stop setting up exciting, stakes-worthy shit and then dropping it by the end of Act 1 or playing it off camera. The bombs last week (would really love to see them face an actual bomber -- real ticking clock), the heist this week. I was SO excited and hoping that JW would get to pick that lock in real life, or do something the least bit exciting and dangerous.
And Iâm sick of hearing the writers say, well, consultants donât go into the field and do that kind of stuff ... and then they turn around and have bs non-reality based crap like filling Joanâs room with giant TVs while sheâs supposedly sleeping.Â
No, by all means, letâs have more sitting on our asses and trying to explain needlessly complicated plot twists -- since itâs a procedural after all. We as viewers wanted to see the damn boxing match and we wanted to see the damn heist -- Holmes and Watson shoulda done it themselves, or at least Sherlock shoulda been directing it remotely, but then he and Watson having to go in and save the undercover copâs ass. Cripes!!
The ugly: JWDB. Seriously. I loved it when CBS tweeted a Lucy Liu quote this week saying that she didnât want to play just the sidekick. Well, guess what...
She has no life outside of her interactions with Sherlock. That is the definition of a sidekick. The writers actually had the audacity to tweet last night that Watson was going to give Sherlock advice, as an example of how well they serve her character. Really? REALLY?
The ugliest: So weâre midway through the season now, and weâve got no overriding theme, no threat, no urgency, no drama. Thereâs no conflict between Holmes and Watson, no real development of Morland, and no Moriarty of course.
Obviously, thereâs no arc. Interesting ideas/character beats are brought up and then immediately dropped (JWâs investigation into Morland, her ârace you to the bottomâ conflict, not to mention freaking Holmesâ RELAPSE and no sponsor.)
Meanwhile, the writers are spinning themselves into the ground trying to come up with âcleverâ murder stories, while no one gives two sh*ts about the plots. Weâre in Castle territory here, and quickly degrading into Bones. Go darker and deeper, be better. Please.
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--GdKFjIZlI)
Nice scene, some good lines. But the real standout here is, as usual, J-Dubâs gorgeous wardrobe. #flawless