#elaynealmoses

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

Selfies are so cool - my kids are going to be so into it, like wouldn't you kill for a selfie of your mom and your dad, like when your mom felt pretty or a picture of her with her best friend; like mostly the only pictures we have are posed school photos or blurry film pictures of them as kids but how many actual pictures do you have of your mom? your grandparents?  like the next generation of kids are gonna have pictures of their parents in every single state of their life - like my kids are gonna know how I looked and what I wore on christmas when I was 19, they are gonna know what I looked like on march 8, 2015 and they are gonna see a picture taken on their birthday 20 years before they were born and I think that's the coolest version of timehop there's ever gonna be. they are gonna notice the same shirt in all my selfies and be like wow dad you really liked that shirt. like, how is that not the most remarkable thing you've ever heard?