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ejunko replied to your post:ejunko replied to your post:I know there are some...
THESE DO NOT MAKE SENSE WHATS GOING ON everything i know is a lie
I TOLD YOU. ME AND SHOY WERE LITERALLY STARING LIKE WHAT THE HELL. who comes up with these things? i swear.
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ejunko replied to your post:I know there are some bad pickup lines out there,...
no theres no such thing. i gotta see this
Oh, trust me, Zee. There is. I'm basically crying over some of the ones I found, which include but are not limited to:
"Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit."
"I could use some spare change and you're a dime."
"Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess."
"Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!"
"This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine."
"Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special."
Did you actually fucking just. You're single. This time, for real. Get out of my house.
-- and the closest you'll ever get to a boxed lunch from me is me throwing some prepackaged cookies in your general direction, if you ask very nicely.
ejunko replied to your post: { i would join the stripper au in .092...
look up dita von teese as a burlesque dancer that’s what i imagine she’d be like if she were ever to do that. hard working law student by day stripper by night to pay off all those loans u feel me
{ damn tho that's actually kinda genius??? i frickin like the way you think??? but hhhhh i have been just informed that kirigiri has been claimed already for this au. rip me }
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Good afternoon, everyone. I hope everyone's doing well. My name is Kyouko Kirigiri and its very nice to meet you all. I hope to get to know you all much better.
Right so -- I have a reason for this I swear. I was going to write you a detailed, well-researched essay (with sources and everything) on just why I need a bear cub and why it's absolutely necessary for a being like me to own one, but then I accidentally clicked Microsoft Publisher instead of Word to begin my conquest and well --
Just see for yourself! I made some Spiffy Coupons for you.
xx
J.
Wow. I have absolutely no interest in redeeming any of these.
Do they have any cash value? I'd much prefer to put them towards a useful purchase-- like a stethoscope, or some manga, or a giant waste-of-space paperweight* or something.
ejunko
reform and conform sis.
I feel too cool. I don't like this.
