Nov 29, 2018
I’m listening to the Avs radio broadcast and the announcer just said that “the condor soared over those flightless birds.” I am crying so hard. I’m laughing.
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I’m listening to the Avs radio broadcast and the announcer just said that “the condor soared over those flightless birds.” I am crying so hard. I’m laughing.
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The Horse Girl (Erik Johnson)
Ok this isn’t an imagine or drabble but just a note because the Colorado Avalanche has the highest % of any team in the NHL in my opinion of men who actually can do useful things like cook and be adults so like... I love them. Anyway that’s all.
ONTO THE BLURB:
You didn’t know why you decided to opt for the stress of hosting a summer BBQ with the team and their partners over the summer just 3 weeks after you and Erik moved in together, but you did and it was too late to back out now. You were making 4 different sides, and some people had offered to bring others, and Erik was in charge of the meat (and veggie-meat). You got changed into something a little nicer than your shorts and tee shirt and got started on the pasta salad when Erik came into the kitchen and wrapped his arms around your middle, mumbling in your ear about how good that dress looked on you. Needless to say, you barely got yourself back together and out of the bedroom before Tyson arrived early to make sure the ice cream stock was up to par.
New promotional photos of SIP
1. Jack Hide 2. Anastasia SteeleÂ
the most attractive team in the league--colorado avalanche??
YOU ARE RIGHT ANON AND U SHOULD SAY IT
Colin Wilson - being blindfolded
Tyson Barrie - THIS MAN LIKES TO BE PEGGED SOFTLY AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL -mic drop-
Gabe Landeskog - being fingered while you blow him
Mark Barberio - biting (both giving and receiving)
EJ - Erik “Pillow Princess” Johnson loves being ridden.
give me a team and I’ll tell you my top 5 players and their #1 kinks
Ok but can we talk about how I hope EJ is into bondage, including you trying him up because I feel like he would be so chill about it.
YES PLEASE LETS TALK ABOUT THIS
Because EJ is TOTALLY about this and can go either way with it and he’s TOTALLY got a thing for different textures of what you tie him up with (he’s PARTICULARLY weak for his silk ties) and he likes not being allowed to touch you with his hands until you want him to (as long as afterwards he gets to cuddle you for an ABSURDLY long time)
It’s NSFW night! Talk to me! <3
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For @babrielandeskog <3 <3Â
I ship you with EJ *SO HARD*
How You Met: you were dogsitting for a friend and the dog decided to sneak out and go on an ADVENTURE!!! EJ was the one who found her :)Â
I literally went to the discord to pick three random names LOL so here you goooo babe haha: PLD, Jordie Benn, and EJ
Husband: Jordie BennBest Friend: PLDBrother: EJ
Send me any three guys and I’ll tell you who’s my husband, my best friend, and my brother!
For the fight ask think EJ and Jamie Benn
Fight: EJ & Jamie Benn
Ok honestly? EJ doesn’t really pay attention to “social media scandals” so he had no idea about bunchmox-gate until his girlfriend told him about it the night before they played the Stars.
And EJ??
WAS SO??
UPSET BY THIS????
like WHOM the fUCK doesn’t eat out their girl???Â
He takes this VERY personally.
Jamie is very sensitive about people especially on other teams bringing this up. and he’s already in a Mood.
So when EJ skates by and grumbles about how dumb it is that Jamie doesn’t fuckin give oral Jamie just drops his gloves and EJ is READY
EJ wins because he has the power of being in the MORAL GOOD here, dammit.
send me any two players and I’ll tell you about a fight between them