Okay so, eiycaptain made the CUTEST fanart of this! I just had to write for it!

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Hinata set her laptop and webcam on the bed as Sasuke was busy on his phone. “Hey,” she grinned at him.

Sasuke grumbled his greeting before glancing up at camera. “No.”

Her eyes widened and grabbed his arm. “Sasu-“

He scoffed. “I’m not doing another video request with you, Hinata.”

Hinata looked in the camera with a pout. “I don’t know why he is extra grumpy today,” she looked back at him. “Please! This is the last one.”

Sasuke rubbed his nose and shrugged. “No. I said-“

"I know, I know…but you won’t even have to really move o-or speak," she promised. "Beside we h-haven’t done a video together in like a month."

"Blissful."

Hinata mushed his head and got up. Sasuke watched her leave the door. He scoffed and went back to playing on his phone. Little noises came from the device indicating he lost. “Ah shit,” he hissed and sighed. “Fine! I’ll do the damn video!” He shouted.

The sound of quick footsteps closed in until the camera fell over and Hinata jumped on him. “Sasuke, you’re the best!”

He waited until she removed herself from him and placed the camera back up. “Come on, I have everything set up.”

His eyes widened slightly. “You said-“

She tugged on his hand. “Please!”

He grumbled again but followed her into the bathroom. There were two chairs and all of her makeup was sitting on the counter. “What the fuck?”

Hinata sat him down and took a seat herself. “Welcome to the-” she held Sasuke’s shoulder with one hand. “Do your boyfriend’s makeup request!”

Sasuke whipped his head to his girlfriend. “Hell no.”

"Nee, it won’t be so bad!" Hinata turned her eyes to the camera with a smile. "I’ll do something for you too."

Sasuke crossed his arms and huffed. “I don’t care. I am not risking my skin for that,” he moved in the camera. “Makeup is stupid and you people make her wear all the time.”

Hinata rubbed her temples. “Sasuke…”

He leaned back. “They don’t have to be with you in twenty-thirty years later.”

"You don’t either," she mumbled.

Sasuke almost gawked at her. “Let’s just do the fucking video.”

A knowingly smile spread over her face. “Great!” She turned to him. “I’ll give you a natural look too.”

He closed his eyes. “Make me pretty.”

She giggled. “The prettiest,” with that she told him to turn from the camera. “We will right back!”

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"Okay!" Hinata smiled. "This is Sassy Sasuke," she moved out of the way to the quiet Uchiha.

His eyeshadow was smoky which made his eyes look like an ash gray, she added fake eyelashes and pinned his bangs up. “I thought red was a better color for his lips,” she held his shoulders.

"I’d date me," Sasuke smoothed out his lipstick. "Even as a guy-"

Hinata smacked her teeth. “Sasuke… I thought makeup is stupid.”

He smirked at the camera. “It is.”

Hinata rolled her eyes. “That’s all the time me and my soon-to-be cross dressing boyfriend have.”

Sasuke scoffed. “Get this shit off before ruins my skin.”

"He cares about his skin more than me," she sighed. "Anyway, you know the drill. Like, comment-"

Sasuke pressed his blood red lips to her cheek hard causing Hinata to pout. “Now you know how I feel,” said Sasuke. “Subscribe to her channel.”

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