#eimiko x reader

⋆˚꩜｡ EI HEADCANONS !!

ei is a loser.

no, really, it’s true. whether it be her cooped up in her ‘room’ (so to speak), or her having no actual knowledge regarding anything in the outside world — ei is a complete and utter loser.

she’d met you on a whim. the traveler had taken her out around Inazuma after everything between the Harbingers and her, and she’d stumbled quite literally into you.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t see you and — you’re quite pretty. Tell me, what is your name?”

as forward as it was, with her being your archon you complied — and what followed was months worth of the longest talking stage you had yet. see, ei doesn’t know how to ask people out. she had miko wait 500 years before realizing the woman had an affection toward her, and it seemed she was doing the same with you- but oh we couldn’t have that! so where did she go? to the Guuji herself.

yae had laughed and laughed, but ultimately told ei to follow her heart, which led to you in your quaint home. outside your door there, she confessed.

“dearest, I would like to be with you. if you’ll have me?”

of course, you said yes.

and somehow, girlfriend! ei is much more than you wouldn’t thought. she was clingy at best, randomly dragging you into her Euthymia and wordlessly wrapping her self around you, or showing up in your home unannounced, pointing anxiously at the bed as if she were a kitten that couldn’t wait to loaf. frankly, it was adorable.

but ei came with a lot of baggage too. she’s wake up in a sweat in the middle of the night, and for the first few months of you dating she refused to give you her burdens as well, but as time passed and it became too much for her - you were the only shoulder she could lean on. the brooding archon would lay her forehead upon your back, appearing into your room as she incase her arms around your waist and pressed against you with a shuddering breath.

survivors guilt. thats what it was. ei felt the burden of each life lost during the war - her friends, her sister, herself. she felt each like a blow to her heart, and you hadn’t known the full depth until she confessed it to you, in tears and shambles.

“make it go away, my love…please, unburden me from myself…”

you did your very best to support her through it, with hugs and kisses and professions of your love until she had finally fallen asleep. ei had been nervous she scared you away, but when she awoke, your warm breath was fanning over her neck as you too, slept in silence. and that was when ei vowed to never lose you.

ei is a fan of soft, sudden kisses. like a butterfly landing on a flower, or a burst of lightning cracking from the sky and soon disappearing. she liked things short and quick.

except for her time in bed with you.

no, ei would make sure it was drawn out as long as possible. she was inexperienced at best, fumbling around your first night and messily making you cum on accident when a jolt of her electricity grazed your clit - but upon the realization that she could use her vision to make you feel pleasure - ei was on you like a dog.

ei seems like a top, but she’s more of a switch. she likes to be in control when it’s her time, but as soon as it’s yours she’ll happily offer herself over, relishing in pleasure she’d never experienced before.

as a top, she’s gentle and expects you to listen dutifully to her commands. but as a bottom, the archon is whiny and needy. she’ll preen against you like a pretty kitty, blushing hard and hardly able to even hold eye contact with you.

she’ll never admit it, but she likes her sex gentle. she’s a fan of straps but would much prefer feeling you against her

“o-oh darling…right there, you’re such a good pet for me—“

that being said, ei is not a fan of PDA. she doesn’t want anyone to see her all over you - and not because it’ll hurt her image or she doesn’t want the world to know about the two of you, but simply because if Inazuma finds out you’re dating the archon - you too will be ambushed with questions.

within her euthymia, however, ei will happily sit on your lap as she meditates - or run her fingers through your hair. she’ll let you braid hers, and sometimes she’ll even allow you to stay a while. though she knows the euthymia isn’t good for you the way it is for her.

and deep down, ei will dread the day she knows you’ll pass. that’s the thing about being a god who’s dating a human - your time will come to an end while she’ll seek eternity. but what is eternity without you there?

ei doesn’t think she wants to know.

so for now, she’ll keep you as long as possible.

⋆˚꩜｡ YAE HEADCANONS !!

yae is a completely different story.

the moment she saw you, she knew she wanted you, and she didn’t stop until she was yours and you were hers.

as the Guuji of the shrine, yae simply mustn’t be seen floundering over one of the maidens who worked there - but oh, she couldn’t help it. you were the cutest little thing.

on your first day, you’d accidentally brushed by and spilt the container of fortune slips on the floor. embarrassment had flooded your face and you scooped to grab them, only being stopped by a hand on your shoulder - and an amused expression on the fave of your Guuji.

“My, little Y/n is already making a mess~ I ought to punish you for that, darling.”

now typically yae isn’t one to sleep with someone on the first date, but god when she got you alone - with your flushed features and your shy eyes, miko couldn’t resist getting a taste. and get a taste she had.

she’s been overly flirty the entire time she helped you clean, and eventually had invited you back to her place to review some of the fortunes with her. and that’s when she got you. all it took as a hand on your thigh, and the feel of something fluffy nudging your back. the lady had let her fluffy pink tail out to play, and you could tell she wanted nothing more than to bed you.

so you let it happen.

yae miko is the most obvious top in the world, and though she seems sweet and teasing on the outside - she loves to be rough in bed. she’ll tie you up, maybe even blindfold you, and tease you for hours until your legs are shaking and you’re just whimpering about cumming. gods, it does something to her to head that pretty little mouth beg for her touch and only her touch.

“you want to cum, pretty girl? you think you’ve pleased me enough? wrong~”

if you thought just because she topped and edged you until you couldn’t see straight, the lady wouldn’t be willing to bottom - you were dead wrong. not only was she willing, but she practically demanded it.

miko has a thing for nipple play when she bottoms. she absolutely adores squirming in your lap while you tease her chest until she’s squeezing your thigh with her tail and whining about how desperately she needs to cum. she’ll even encourage you to stroke the furry appendage to get her off, and praise you for being such a good girl as she shifts the two of you around- and pushes your head between her legs.

and don’t worry, after the mind blowing sex miko makes sure you know your hers by laying a mating claim on your neck. she’ll even go as far as scenting. what a teasing thing she is.

after you’re made hers, girlfriend! miko expects you to be at her back and call no matter the circumstances. usually the fox wants to be pampered, pets around her ears and a few sneaky strokes of her hidden tail should do the trick.

she’ll also expect you not to be around any other girls. miko is a possessive thing, and quite jealous too. if she spots you talking to another maiden, you’re in for one hell of a night in bed - and as soon as it’s over, she’ll silence you with her scowl as she scents you all over again.

“you’re mine, little one. you’ll do well to remember that.”

you didn’t have a problem with her jealousy, but you were curious as to why she was so possessive. sure it wasn’t only because she was a fox.

and the truth found you soon, in the form of the raiden shogun herself. much like your dynamic, miko was always at the beck and call of her master prior to the puppet. and so when ei had…disappeared into her Euthymia for years, leaving her fox to more or less figure out what to do all alone, miko had grown intensively anxious at being by herself.

separation anxiety, you learned. she didn’t want you to disappear on her the way her master did.

so she’d encourage you to stay in all the ways she could. gifts, PDA, all the luxuries you could dream of, obviously the sex too, and her. she bared herself to you in the most naked of forms and hoped you’d stay the way her master hadn’t.

and of course you did. you loved miko.

“…truly?” it was a night in her home again, and the pup was at the edge of your feet, her hands playing together as her tail loosely thumped. “you love me?”

when you had affirmed the affection - miko pounced.

“you’re mine. for eternity. and I’m never letting you go.”

“Ei, darling, try this, it’s new,” Yae Miko holds up a pastry to the goddess’ lips. Currently, the three of you are picnicking under the Great Sakura. You’re draped over Ei’s back, half asleep, simply happy that she’s come to her senses and you’re not speaking to an automation anymore. You’re mindful to avoid hitting her in the head with your antlers. Only you and Ei are truly able to discern the relief in Miko’s eyes as she stares at the purple-haired woman. The kitsune may be a bit more nonchalant about the archon’s return than you, but you know more than anyone how badly Miko had missed her.

Ei obliges, biting into the dessert, it takes a moment for her to register the flavors bursting in her mouth before she nods her head in approval, “This is quite lovely.” She sounds pleased. Miko’s been having Ei sample lots of newly invented sweets since her return, to occupy her attention, if nothing else. 

“What’s that new drink you like?” You decide to chime in, playing with the goddess’s braid. “Dango milk, yes?” Ei makes a small sound of agreement while chewing on yet another treat. That one was from Mondstadt, ‘Tea Break Pancake’ if you’re recalling correctly. What a playful name. The moment Ei turns away from the food laid out, Miko sprinkles some sort of powder onto a mooncake. Catching your eye, the pink-haired kitsune just winks at your curious expression.

“Ei, these are quite good, they’ve started to add cute designs, see?” Miko holds it up. The mooncake has elaborate designs swirling across the top of it, distracting from the faint dark red peppering its surface, making it look deliberate.

“Hm, what a great work of craftsmanship, these are beautiful,” Ei agrees. She lets Miko feed her a bite, “Delicious,” She mumbles. You lean over and wipe some crumbs away from the corner of her mouth. Dear, this woman was insatiable when it came to desserts, and she was using a puppet as a body! Where was the food even going?!

“So messy,” You chuckle fondly, shaking your head. She shoots you a quick frown before nibbling at the mooncake again. Miko’s watching both of you, mainly trying to gauge the taller woman’s expression. 

“Would you like a bite, my love?” She offers the remaining half of the mooncake to you with a teasing grin. 

You pretend to ponder the question, “I don’t think I would.” You wrinkle your nose at her distastefully. The other youkai giggles at you and shrugs, letting Ei finish it off. She has about thirty seconds of bliss until her face turns red and she inhales sharply. That was suspiciously spicy, and now she’s starting to feel it.

“Miko.”

“Hm?”

“...What did you do to that mooncake?” The Archon asks in an even tone. Miko’s ears just twitch, and she grins.

“Whatever could you mean?” The kitsune replies innocently, batting her eyelashes. “Me? Do something to your prized treats? No~ Wherever would you get that idea?”

Ei glares daggers at her, “Because my mouth is burning, and I’m certain it was you.”

The guuji pouts, “Why is it my fault? How about our darling over there, hm?” She points at you.

“Excuse me?!” You sit up, staring at her incredulously. You allowed her to tamper with Raiden’s treat without saying anything, and she has the gall to pin it on you. “I have half a mind to stomp on you with my hooves, Miko.” 

“Hmph, so violent!” She whined at you. Ei looks around, picking up a flask of dango milk and taking a swig, her cheeks are flushed, and…

“Are your eyes watering?” You inquire, wiping the corner of the goddess’s eye.

She nods, taking another sip. “What was that?” She demands of the kitsune.

“Nothing, nothing,” Miko raises her hands in surrender, though seeing the expression on Ei’s face makes her slouch briefly. “Fine.. It’s not anything special, just a specialty spice from Liyue, that’s all! Jueyen pepper,” She says. Ei’s face morphs into one of shock, then irritation. 

“Miko-” Ei grumbles. She gently removes you from her back, and you momentarily whine at your loss of a resting post, but then Ei lunges at the kitsune, tackling her into the grass. Miko yelps and turns into a fox; her panicked cackling could probably be heard by everyone at the shrine, honestly. She nibbles at Raiden’s fingers and squirms around. You’re just left to watch, dumbfounded.

“Ei! Let the poor thing go- She’s floundering like a fish out of water!” You plead. The archon doesn’t let up, though, so you decide to join the fray, wrapping your arms around the purple-haired woman to join the pile. Miko poofs back into her human form and lies on her back, laughing uncontrollably. Ei gently swats her and huffs, and you lie over both of their legs. 

“I’ve missed this dearly,” Ei admits after a few minutes of comfortable silence. She uses one hand to brush over your back adoringly, the other hand twines with Miko’s. 

“Don’t go disappearing again, and you won’t have to miss anything at all,” You reply lightly, still trying to catch your breath. That earns you a nod of acknowledgment and the guuji’s hand in your hair. The sun is warm, and you’re with your two favorite people in all of Teyvat, laughing in the grass, enjoying each other’s company, and you couldn’t be happier.

"Is that not proof she enjoys it?" Miko raises a manicured fingertip to the space below your chin, tilting it downwards until your eyes meet. "You would tell me if you didn't like it, wouldn't you dear?"

You can't speak, not without betraying the embarrassing tremor of your voice, so you simply nod once. Miko's closed mouth smile looks devilish from where she's positioned, nestled between your spread thighs. You cannot see Ei, but you can feel the way her hands tighten around the exposed skin of your waist. She sits behind you, your body cushioned against the softness of her own.

If they had their way, you would spend the rest of your mortal days in this bed, pleasing and being pleased for eternity. Ei had told you so, when she was three fingers deep inside of you not five minutes ago. You can feel the remnants of it as Ei circles her thumb around your inner thigh, grounding and almost pitifully distracting.

"Ei, you worry too much when it comes to her," Miko says conversationally, as if her tongue hadn't just been prodding at your cunt. She moves to lick your release from Ei's fingertips, lapping and curling her tongue around them. It's only when Ei's fingers are completely clean that she releases them, staring up at her lovers with humor in her eyes. "She's a big girl. She can handle me, and she can handle you, too," Miko's voice dips lower. "Wouldn't it feel nice to let go of that last thread of self control, Ei?"

Something seems to shift at that. Perhaps it was the challenge in Miko's eyes; or even the wavering self restraint of the Electro Archon herself.

"Can you?" Ei whispers, her breath tickling the shell of your ear. "You should speak up. You don't want us to leave you here with this—" she cruelly thumbs your clit, "—do you?"

"I can," you almost pant, your breaths leaving you in quick bursts. "I can handle it. Please, please."

Miko's canines graze your thigh, sharp and dangerous as she threatens to break the skin. She doesn't say another word, and you know then that she got what she wanted. Her eyes are locked with Ei's, and you wish (not for the first time), that you could see her face.

"You know how embarrassing it gets... me admitting what I desire," Ei is whispering, your addled mind struggling to keep up with the words. Her soft voice harshly contrasted with the roughness of her fingertips as she rubs your cunt. "I hope you will not regret this."

A moan practically rips itself from your throat. Regret this? She must be more oblivious to your feelings than you thought...