Aug 27, 2014
eh-batter-batter started following you
"Alternate... what is that I can do for you?"
All of these Batters were starting to make him nervous for his family's sake.
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eh-batter-batter started following you
"Alternate... what is that I can do for you?"
All of these Batters were starting to make him nervous for his family's sake.
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Your Character pushes my character against a wall and kisses them. Send me "!!" for my characters reaction.
[Carlos is having a pretty shitty day.
He wants to quit his mining job and move to Zone 3, which is basically the equivalent to wanting to move to Australia just because of a no good, horrible, very bad day.
And then it happens.
Some guy he's never met before, never even seen before (but it's obvious he's a Batter, I mean, just look at him) has him pressed up against a wall and is locking lips with him. A shrill, high pitched squeak escapes him and all he can do is stare with wide, saucer-sized eyes at the face of the man that's kissing him while trying to decide if he should punch him or scream.
He settles on screaming AND punching him. Not very hard of course. He's got flabby noodle arms after all.]
OHMYGODWHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I COULD HAVE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK.
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Your Character pushes my character against a wall and kisses them. Send me "!!" for my characters reaction.
[One second Signal is happily talking to himself, the next he's pressed against a wall and there's lips against the screen. He blinks slowly, confused.]
Sporty Artie, what are you doing? My screen is dirty, you silly Sporty Man.
[He sounds amused, but his face is red behind the screen. Did he just try to kiss him?]
Alone
Arthur stared curiously at the strange box on his head but smiled when Signal introduced him self.
"I do not believe we have met either, I do think I would remember someone like you. My name is Arthur, and it is a pleasure to meet you Signal." He replied warmly. "And The Judge is not why I am here, I come here from time to time to see if my Puppeteer has yet returned." He frowned lightly and looked about the empty area, "Speaking of which, why is it that you are here Signal? Are you a puppeteer? And if it is not too rude to ask, what is that on your head? I have never seen anything quite like it before." He looked over the box again, catching a glimpse of his own reflection upon the screen of it. What a curious thing this was.
So the sporty Batter men had names after all. Well that was a relief. He was afraid that he would get them confused for each other by accident. That would be incredibly embarrassing and awkward.
He was dragged from his thoughts by Arthur's question, blinking in confusion. He didn't know what a TV was? Weird. Everyone seemed to know what it was - maybe Arthur was just really sheltered? Or maybe everyone else he had met just hadn't expressed their confusion regarding the device.
And why did everyone think he was a puppeteer? Did he look like one? Who knows.
"Ah. It is a TV! A magic box that displays pictures when it is not hollowed out like it is currently. It is my helmet. You see, I am a wanted man, and this protects my identity." He said cheerfully, hoping the man would get that he was joking about being wanted. Batters never seemed to have much of a sense of humor...or manners. But this guy - Arthur, right? - seemed different from the others.
Arthur arrived within Zone 0 and he instantly noticed someone else was there. It wasn't the Judge, or even Zacharie, it was someone new. The Batter approached, curious as to who this new person was and what was on his head, or was that his head? "Hello." He said calmly, trying not to startle this person.
Signal looked up from his position squatting on the ground, poking at the plastic sea that lapped at the edges of the yellow platform. He recognized his outfit as one of the sporty fellows that he had met before, but he didn't recognize his face.
it was interesting how each sporty man looked the same yet different from each other. Even if they seemed to have similar traits, they all looked very different. Unlike the merchants, all of which seemed to wear the same two masks, making it very hard to tell whether or not he had met them before. He stood and turned to the man, waving excitedly.
"Greetings, Sporty Sir!" he exclaimed, voice muffled slightly by the TV on his head. "Have you come to see Pablo? I am afraid he is not here right now - but I am sure he will be back soonish. Such a good cat in that regard," He clasped his hands behind his back, swaying from side to side. "I do not think we have met, so I will introduce myself before asking for your name. I am Signal! It is nice to meet you I hope."
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Eh-batter-batter has arrived to The Palace. How?
The Queen clenches her teeth, frustrated at the obvious implication of the other's stand right there, at the royal palace: the system of traps and labyrinths was malfunctioning, not stopping the steps from the most dangerous type of alternate. An error she should fix, later.
I command you to state your reason to intrude my domains, Batter---
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"Another Batter." This gives Zachare some pause. Hopefully he won't have to go through another 'you're an ass' 'no you' discussion again. "Do you need to purchase anything? I'm sure you have extra credits on you for me." What else are Batters good for, eh?
And the other one. A sudden influx of trolls is going on, it seems. "Hello there miss, anything you're interested in purchasing?"
