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Cedric Diggory/Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

Tags:

Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Married Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter was Raised by Other(s), Established Relationship, Meeting the Parents, Shovel Talk, Harry Potter is Not the Boy-Who-Lived, Fluff, Humor, Protective Sirius Black, Soft Cedric Diggory, Soft Harry Potter, Healthy Relationships, Oblivious Harry Potter

Summary:

“Cedric loves when I ride,” Harry offered with an indulgent smile.

Cedric choked on his pudding. “No! Not like that!” he sputtered desperately. “I mean- on the broom! His broom! I appreciate his form! His… technique!”

Sirius Black’s smile turned slow and dangerous. “His technique?” he repeated.

OR:

Cedric Diggory has survived his OWLs, dragons, and the Triwizard Tournament as a whole. Meeting his boyfriend’s father, however, might be the task that finally kills him.

Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound, Clay | Dream & Sapnap, GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap

Tags:

AU - College/University, College Football, Nerd GeorgeNotFound, Enemies to Lovers, Roommates, American Football Player Clay | Dream, American Football Player Sapnap, Partying, Clay | Dream is So Whipped, Wingman Sapnap, Dream Team Creative Swap 2026

Summary:

George glanced up from the papers he'd been grading, his mouth an unimpressed slant, "What, should I be asking for an autograph?"

Or: Dream meets Sapnap's football-hating roommate exactly once and immediately ruins his own life.

OR: Sapnap as the world's most reluctant wingman.

Clay | Dream/Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity & Clay | Dream

Protective Technoblade, Hurt Clay | Dream, Sheep Hybrid Clay | Dream, Bigotry & Prejudice, Thief Clay | Dream, Prince Technoblade, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Implied/Referenced Torture, Dark Alexis | Quackity, Imprisonment, Clay | Dream & Technoblade Are Childhood Friends, Friends to Enemies to Lovers, Banter

Summary:

Dream was curled on the dungeon floor like he’d folded in on himself, golden hair gone dull with grime, sheep ears pressed flat to his skull as if he could make himself smaller by force of will. The chains around his wrists looked too big on him now. Too heavy.

“Dream!” Technoblade darkened with fury, and he rushed to his prisoner's side. Gently, he lifted Dream, cradling the weakened man to his chest. His jaw clenched with fury, but he managed to bite out the words. "Dream, who did this to you?"

OR:

When his kingdom's knights finally manage to capture Dream - the notorious thief and Techno's childhood best friend - Techno makes a plan: avoid the dungeon, avoid the inevitable execution, avoid thinking about it at all.

Unfortunately, one of Techno’s guards has a plan too.

NEW SHARPLOW FIC: catch me if you can

JudeLow/Sharpness

Tags:

Sadism, Masochism, Yandere Sharpness, Rabbit Hybrid JudeLow, POV Alternating, Fear Play, Choking, again..., Trapped, Making Out, Sadist Sharpness, Predator/Prey, Sharpness is Down Bad

Summary:

"Your traps don't work on me anymore, Jude. You're all out of tricks." Jude swallowed, trying to find his voice. "Yeah?" he asked, stalling for time. Think, think, think, he commanded himself, his mind a frantic, useless scramble. What do I do? What can I do? Sharpness said nothing, just watching him panic, his sword still dangling loosely in his grip. He took a single step forward. Jude watched with bated breath, frozen in place. Think, think, think. It was a pointless mantra. In the end, there was only one option for the bunny. Only one way out. Jude turned tail... and ran.

OR:

Sharpness and Judelow's endless game of cat and mouse.

Judelow/Sharpness

Tags:

Worried Sharpness, Hurt Judelow, Rabbit Hybrid Judelow, Bickering, adherence to sharplow's canon height difference, Hurt/Comfort, Protective Sharpness, Judelow is Annoying, (AFFECTIONATE), Rescue Missions

Summary:

“Counterpoint,” Judelow said, kicking his legs happily over the edge of the pit. “This is extremely funny.”

He let his arrow fly.

OR:

After Jude kills him in an extremely humiliating trap, Sharpness swears he will never talk to the rabbit again. Unfortunately for him, Judelow has a remarkable talent for getting himself into life-or-death situations.

And Sharpness has a terrible, inconvenient habit of always coming when Judelow calls.

JudeLow/Sharpness

Tags:

Winged Sharpness, Wing Grooming, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Romantic Tension, Pretty Sharpness, Pre-Betrayal, Trust Issues, Tsundere JudeLow, Denial of Feelings, Fluff, Getting Together, First Kiss

Summary:

“So?” Sharpness parroted, his own voice coming out uneasy. He didn’t do well with capital C Conversations. “I’ve come, uh, to fix you.” He gestured jerkily at Sharpness’s… something. His whole person, it seemed. Sharpness bristled, his feathers fluffing in irritation despite the fresh wave of pain it caused. “Fix me?” he squawked back, deeply offended. He thought he was perfectly fine the way he was, thank you very much. “Ugh- not like that-” Jude began, his face flushing even deeper as he tripped over his words. Anxiously, he pulled on one of his long rabbit ears. “It’s just… I talked to Falcuno and, um, I noticed your wings were bothering you and… and I-thought-I-could-help-you-groom-them.” Sharpness's brain buffered as he struggled to keep up with Jude's words. When he finally did, his cheeks exploded with heat, coloring pink to match Jude's. “What?”

OR:

Jude helps Sharpness groom his wings. Takes place pre-betrayal.

ultraviolence 

Judelow/Sharpness

Tags:

Possessive Behavior, Unhealthy Relationships, Jealous Sharpness, Yandere, Ultraviolence (Lana Del Rey), Sadism, Masochism, Possessive Sharpness, 5+1 Things, Bruises, Claiming

Summary

Parker lunged forward, his hand shooting out to snatch Jude’s wrist. He turned it over, forcing it into the better light of the moon. The marks were undeniable, perfect, distinct bruises, the size and shape of fingers. A handprint.

“Dude,” Parker breathed, his voice a horrified whisper. “Did Sharpness do this to you?”

As he stared down at the bruises, Jude’s eyes glittered with a dark, breathtaking pleasure. Finally, he spoke, his voice a soft, reverent murmur that sent a chill down Parker’s spine.

“Pretty, right?”

OR:

Four times Sharpness's obsessive behavior terrifies the other server members, and the one time Jude reveals how much he likes it.