#eggis

Impulse:"Omg imagine being one of Gem's teachers when she already knows something you're trying to teach? (mimicking gem:) ''How stupid do you think I am?''"

Gem:"When I was a kid I was afraid to speak, so I wouldn't've said anything"

(relatable. And sth to aspire to. I, too, can be as brutally unapologetic as Gem)

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Skizz and Impulse talking about shirtless Bdubs for an ad read

"Dads? Dads. Hey, hey dads! Shirtless men aside-"

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Gem left the group. She's done with them. They're sharing one braincell today and apparently it's about shirtless bdubs and talking while the "be quiet" monster is walking around.

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It's no longer Gem and her dads but now Gem, dads, Grian and Etho. (whole chat going wild bc it's Etho)

(correction: all of them going "omg it's ethooo!", not just chat)

EGGIS

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All the men are talking about shirtless Grian now. Gem in shambles.

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Impulse: "I'm checking the 'gram, seeing if Grian's posted shirtless pics"

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Etho: "Impulse might be dead"

Gem: "That's okay. That happens."

Etho: "Oh. Someone else might be dead."

Grian: "Yeah that's Skizz"

Gem: "They go together."

Someone in chat: Maridge Goals

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Gem and the dads are dead, Grian is hiding under a table buying Pokémon cards, and Etho is the only one actually playing, lmao

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Grian:"Dude, I don't even like me"

Skizz, not missing a beat: "that's a you problem"

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