#effiestuart

hshq multiverse + 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙚 

george pours himself another glass of champagne, feeling a little more restless than usual. having already sent a sneaky selfie to aisling of them taking off in their jet, he wasn’t sure what more he could do to make the time go faster. picking up the bottle, he decides to walk around the plane and offer champagne to everyone. he stops in front of catherine. “ so, is it true? did you decide to stop acting like a walking personification of your wikipedia page for the night? ” he looks over at effie. “ did you hear about that too, effie? ” @catherinestuart , @effiestuart​

@catherinestuart & @effiestuart

hshq hot girls ! ( song. )

❝ AH, EUPHEMIA, HI ! the door was unlocked so i decided to drop off some of the things i brought from home for gabriel since nobody was home. do you know if he's coming back soon ? the telling off for taking my child race training without my permission needs to be given in person. anything else you can help yourself to, i'm sure he won't mind. ❞ / @effiestuart

     - ‘ EFFIE ! HAVE you seen bear ? not a bear, his name’s bear but he’s a dog. my dog. a brown, white and gray aussie. that was so rude, i didn’t even say hi. hi, how are you ? i’m looking for the dog that ran out because i left the door open. ’ / @effiestuart​

     - ‘ OH DARLING, you look angelic tonight. ’ it could’ve only been fate that put effie but not gabriel at her table. ‘ i’m so sad we couldn’t chat more in algarve, did you enjoy your time there ? ’ / @effiestuart​

" I'm so bored. I read Kim Kardashian is taking her implants off. Do you think she's going to sell them? I bet some pervs would pay a good price." @effiestuart