#eff this guy

Okay so...this isn't a positive post and I'm just ranting ok? Ok. Just take into consideration I'm just quoting what happened and am doing so in a mocking tone/voice...

Me: *mopping the floor and stairs*

Him: I can't find the broom, isn't it the one you got upstairs?

Me: no, this one is for the wooden floors (ya know, so they don't get all scratched up?? Yeah, we have that one to avoid scratchy floors) the one you're looking for is pink

H: oh *goes check outside* it's not out or by the stairs...is it up there?

Me: *raising an eyebrow* where, in the rooms? Doubt it, we don't use it there

H: *comes upstairs* hm *checks the rooms anyway*

Me: *relieved he didn't track footsteps where I just mopped* it's supposed to be under the stairs...

H: *looks to the balcony... thing (?) and points, getting right infront of me* isn't it that one?

Me: *pursing mouth to keep from complaining, glances anyway* no, that's the outside one (mom seriously got three brooms, each for a different purpose, don't judge)

H: ah... *starts back down the stairs, stops in the middle to turn to me* do you think X took it? Or maybe Y? Or maybe someone got rid of it?

Me: *stops to think for a minute while he keeps guessing* . . . I don't have the answer for what you're asking (because I don't, I don't know where the broom has gone) oh well, just use the one up here? We might have to replace it soon anyway (cause the bristles are getting crooked and stuff, and if that happens it might scratch the floors)

H: *all snappy and annoyed* well, you could have SAID SO instead of staying quiet! Because that tells me that one of two *coming upstairs to point his fingers to "count", getting in my space* you didn't hear me, or you don't give a dang

Me: *keeping my eyes on my mop and voice level, containing a sigh* or reason three (the correct one, gdi) I was thinking *keeps still while he goes fetch the broom and goes back down*

Denne mannen jeg brukt litt tid med er å fortelle sine venner vi hadde sex. Vi gjorde ikke det. Vi gikk av kjørt i sin Jeep deretter spilte COD. Jeg kan forsikre deg om den eneste fysiske kontakten vi hadde var da jeg ga ham en klem farvel.