house husband alastor who, after watching a scary movie with you (i’m talking like paranormal activity type scary), takes pleasure in hiding around every corner to scare the living shit out of you and hearing you scream.
but but but !!! he also takes pleasure in knowing he’s the only one who’s allowed to scare you like that cuz if anyone else did it he’d murder them in cold blood :)
i feel like alastor would purposefully try and spook you just so you cling to him at night!! like he would try to scare you and then hold you in bed later, teasing you for being so jumpy

















