calix, honey⦠you know how fond i am of you but this is a little embarrassing. this is the equivalent of smearing bacon grease on yourself and letting a dog lick it up. itās too easy, you should at least try to enjoy a little bit of a challenge and not just run into the arms of a cute girl because she thinks youāre the greatest thing since sliced bread. sweetheart, itās beneath you.
call me when you become cool again -sharpers
Helloooo Edith. I'm not sure what you're implying, aha! I'm simply making more friends! Calix is going universal, or one could say intergalatic? Calix Galaxy? I do like the sound of that. And my my my! How ludicrous, to let a DOG lick me? Such behavious is scandalous!
And I would call you however I don't give out my number. It's quite the exclusive thing, you see.








