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Brewery : Eddyline Beer : Jolly Roger Style : Black Lager / Schwarzbier Variance : None

9 / 10

Holy shit. I honestly don’t think I can count on one hand how many schwarzbiers I’ve had but now I’m slapping myself in the face harder than an NFL players wife after dinner isn’t ready because now I need to taste more because of how good this is. I am all for pirate themed beers especially when they are sporting artwork as fucking awesome as this can is and now all I want to do is watch every Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, tuck my leg into my my pants and use a peg leg, and shoot a cannon into the air and just see what happens while drinking this delicious brew. A super smooth chocolatey flavor starts this off with some light smoke and campfire flavors mixing in before ending with a chalky dark chocolate mix of bitter and sweet. This tastes like a thinner version of a “grade A” stout with some lager flavors mixing in and honestly the flavor shocked the hell out of me. I want to keep writing more about this beer but due to the fact that it is fucking delicious, I’m going to keep drinking it and leave you with this: If you are a human with any sense of taste what-so-ever, pick this up and drink it because it rules hard. Like real hard. Like SUPER hard. That is all… Argh.

Brewery : Eddyline Beer : Crank Yanker Style : IPA Variance : None

8.5 / 10

Does anyone remember that show Crank Yankers? It was fucking hilarious even though it was basically a rip off of The Jerky Boys but with puppets. If you don’t know who The Jerky Boys are, you should be ashamed of yourself because they are two guys who made prank phone calls that were funny enough to make you piss your pants suit. As opposed to the show, there is nothing funny about this beer because it is all business. Also, I feel like every dude in a one piece bike riding spandex suit is going to hate me for using that Comedy Central show as my reference and not their beloved mountain bikes. All I can say to you all is, suck it! Nerds. This beer has a nice balanced hop spice subdued bitterness to start before some oniony more pungent hop flavor mixes in before a light sweetness and malt flavor mix with some floral hop flavor to close. It’s official that Eddyline knows their way around those little green nuggets of joy and this beer couldn’t be a better example of the style and the fact that it’s so sessionable makes it that much better. From a guy that loves to ride his bike around for exercise and an immature man-boy that shits himself listening to funny prank phone calls, I couldn’t recommend this more to the hop heads and hop lovers of the world. For the new school drinkers just starting off, this is a great beer to introduce you to authentic hop flavor so yank your crank and enjoy!  

Brewery : Eddyline Beer : River Runners Style : American Pale Ale / Pale Ale / APA Variance : None

8.5 / 10

White water rafting is bad ass as fuck. Seriously, what could be more exhilarating than risking your life on an inflatable raft while careening down a treacherous river and never knowing what is below those little white caps of H2O. Is it a rock? Is it a log? All I know is I hope it’s this beer because it is good as hell and a fantastic entry point into Eddyline’s lineup. I decided to start with this beer because it had some nice medals and awards won printed on the can and clearly, they are all warranted. The only thing that is better than drinking this beer is knowing that Kim Kardashian was robbed as she should have been. I hope that they knocked that bitch down a peg or two and made her realize that even though she is famous for doing nothing, she can still get pilfered just like the rest of us. This has a nice oniony and piney start to it with plenty of bitterness to go around before some floral hops join in adding both flavor and a huge perfume scent all while wrapping up with a nice malt sweetness balancing things out. If you ever needed another reason besides beer, beauty, and… brews to move to Colorado, let this beer be it. I couldn’t think of another “B” word but beer is good enough to mention twice so deal with it. If this is your first pale ale, move on to something a little more subdued because this is bursting with hop flavor and might be a bit much. For you pros out there, get your ass to Colorado ASAP and grab a can of this and hit the rapids bitch!

Eddyline Caribbean 14 Lightweight Fishing Kayak Red

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