#eddmay

“Not only that but how you once couldn’t pick up spaghetti with a fork.”

“Smart ass, ain’t yah?”

“Eddy!” Edd warned.

“What? She started it. How am I to blame?”

“And it’s okay, Double Dee. That’s Eddy and I’s usual relationship. No feelings hurt at all.” May explained to Edd.

“Want to order to fried mushrooms and the spiciest wings?” Ed recommended.

“Are you sure, Ed? Spicy food tends to mess with ones digestive system.”

“And you’re warning me about my conversations.” Eddy muttered making Edd lightly tap his foot.

“You two are so cute together.” May said watching them as if they were a comedy show.

The waiter brought them their plate of assorted appetizers. The evening became a challenge on who could eat the most spicy wings without drinking a drop of water. Edd was the first out in seconds. The slightest bite made Edd’s mouth burn up.

“Guess sockhead can’t handle anything hot.” Eddy said gently patting his boyfriend on the back as he drink a river flow of water. From the corner of Edd’s eye he could see Eddy making a mischievous look at him.

“Eddy, please, we’re trying to make appropriate conversation.”

“Since when is any conversation appropriate?” May said.

“She has a point.” Eddy agreed.

“Yeah. just the other day we witnessed this kid in our french class having a boner.”

Eddy and May’s shrieks of laughter were enough to make the table of four the center of attention. The scene would have made a rather interesting painting. Edd slumped against the table trying to hide his face in his hat, May’s drink spewing out from her nose, and Eddy laughing so hard as Ed imitated the boner.

“How did we end end up in this conversation?” Edd asked. He wasn’t put out or anything. Amazing he was rather amused.

“You said we could order the spicy wings.” Ed pointed out.

“How does that answer my question?”

“I said it’s Eddy’s fault.” May confronted.

“You made Ed bring up the kid with a boner.”

“Eddy, we’re in a restaurant.” Edd lightly whacked Eddy on the arm.

“You’ve been hitting me a lot lately. See I told you that he’s been abusing me ever since we got in a relationship.” Eddy told Ed.

“Eddy, I have not!”

“See, they’ve been fighting like a married couple ever since we met you guys.” May whispered loudly to Ed.

“Say that again or we’re havin’ a food fight.” Eddy threatened.

The meals came to the table. Conversation continued. Barely anyone could swallow without choking because they were still laughing so hard. Even water sprayed out from Edd’s nose. Their waitress looked so done with the table the final time she walked passed. The manager even came over to warn them about a noise complaint all the way from the restaurant across the street.

“Oh my God, that guy looked as if he were ready to explode.” Eddy kept on laughing once they finally exited the restaurant. They walked along the dimming streets.

“I bet he had a boner.” Ed joined in.

“Hush, you two.” Edd’s voice was sharp. It was hard to hide the smile though.

‘Say, where we goin’ anyway?” Eddy asked finally realizing that Edd and May were the ones leading them somewhere.

“It’s a surprise.”

“Ooh, a double, double date!” Ed remarked.

They all walked close together hands intertwined with their lover. Eddy finally calmed down enjoying the sensation of Edd’s hand wrapped in his own. Ed and May were used to the feeling by now as they’d been together longer then Edd and Eddy. Edd and Eddy were still getting used to their relationship finding out more things about one another each day.

Edd and May took their lovers up a hill where they were faced with the most beautiful sunset in progress.

For the first time all evening they were silent. No laughter. Not even a peep. They mesmerized by the beautiful colors in front of them. The lovers sat closely to one another taking in the fervent feeling the sunset brought them.

Eddy stared into Edd’s eyes. He never noticed that glow. Eddy secretly loved Edd’s cute face. It was time he started being more open to Edd. They were dating after all.

Edd turned to his boyfriend. They stared into one another’s eyes feeling a magnet pulling their faces together.

The lovers kissed one another once the sun ducked beneath the earth.