Trope grade meme: they hate each other but are forced to work together cooperatively
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So um. I kinda went nuts reblogging a lot of your art again. Had a bad few days and your art cheers me up but I suddenly realized that it was A Lot and worried the notifications might be annoying so I wanted to say sorry for that. Sorry
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There was a comment a while back about NMJ having capybara energy. So have a cracky prompt of some strategists in the Sunshot Campaign deciding how this could be weaponized, or used as an interrogation technique. If they give cooperate and give information, they can be in a cuddle pile with NMJ.
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The worst part about war was, unquestionably, the war itself.
The loss of life, the injuries, the stress â the agonizing terror of knowing that each moment might be your last, the painful boredom of waiting for something to happen, the shaking anxiety of never knowing which one the day would bring. Watching your friends and family suffer, watching innocent people sufferâŠit was grotesquely awful in ways Lan Xichen had never even dreamed of it being.
And yet, as if war wasnât bad enough by itself, it also had â side effects.
Evil creatures thrived on resentful energy, their own or othersâ, gathered at sites of death or violence, and there was nothing that they liked better than the wasted spiritual energy that accompanied the untimely death of cultivators. This war, sect against sect, was a breeding ground for all the creatures that they ought to be night-hunting, not encouraging.
Led by Nie Mingjue, who never forgot his obligations, their side â the Four Great Sects, that was â took care of the innocent people who were being harmed by their war, protecting them from the immediate aftereffects, settling them in new places if their homes were damaged, making sure they werenât caught in the middle of ongoing battle. Sects that skimped on their duties to the common people were mercilessly cut off in turn, where necessary, and Nie Mingjue had even demanded that Lanling Jin personally recompense an entire village that had lost their homes due to their negligence or else face the next Wen attack without his aid â the cost of doing so was negligible for them, but the humiliating loss of face among the rest of the sects that he had even had felt the need to make the threat, coupled with the fact that they really did need his help, served as an extremely potent reminder for everyone else.
When possible, the sects devoted some resources to night-hunting, trying to restrain the effects of their war, but it was like trying to hold back an avalanche that had already started: they could mitigate some of the damage, but until the war was over, it would only get worse and worse.
It didnât help, naturally, that the Wen sectâs leaders didnât care one whit about the effects of their actions.
Wen Ruohan loudly blamed the other Great Sects for it, claiming that they were ârebellingâ against him â as if they hadnât all been equal just before â and that the heavens were punishing them for their violation of the natural order; his commanders followed suit, disdaining even the distraction of night-hunting and making dismissive promises that it would all be resolved when the war was won.
Still, however Wen Ruohan felt, however his generals and commanders felt, even they couldnât ignore all the effects.
Especially not the ones that hit everyone equally.
âMore nightmares?â Lan Xichen asked Jiang Cheng as he came into the command tent, rubbing his red eyes and looking awful. They all looked awful, but the recent affliction of dream-eaters that had swept through their camp and the enemyâs was especially vicious - particularly on those like Jiang Cheng, who had already existing trauma and were already burdened by nightmares. They were killing the creatures that generated the nightmares as quickly as possible, but there was only so much they could do with the encampment of the Wen sect not far away, waiting for a display of weakness that would give them the opportunity to attack.
The Wen sect were afflicted by the dream-eaters, too, and under any other circumstances Lan Xichen would propose that they raise the flag of truce long enough to eradicate the menace. Unfortunately, the Wen sect had proved themselves fundamentally untrustworthy â Jiang Chengâs own family situation told the story quite vividly, even if Lan Xichen didnât have to only close his eyes to see the burning of the Cloud Recesses â and so they all just suffered, instead.
âBad ones,â Jiang Cheng said grimly, and nodded at Wei Wuxian, who had followed him into the tent looking, somehow, even worse. Not a great surprise, given that heâd been trapped in the Burial Mounds and now utilized resentful energy as a weapon â he had to be even more susceptible to the nightmares than the rest of them, but there was nothing to be done about it; his new cultivation style was too valuable for him to stop now. If Lan Xichen had to guess, Wei Wuxian was working himself to the bone and collapsing into nightmares, never getting any rest; his eyes were bloodshot, his face haggard, his waist too thin.
When Lan Wangji entered the tent next and saw Wei Wuxian there, looking half-dead, his face immediately twisted in what Lan Xichen recognized as clear concern. Poor Lan Wangji was suffering, too, although perhaps Lan Xichen was the only one who could tell.
Lan Xichen felt a stab of pain on all their behalf, all of them, and handed out tea to strengthen their spirits. Heâd selected the most energizing blend he could find in preparation for this meeting, their first in several weeks â they were all fighting their own fronts, Lanling Jin in Langya, Qinghe Nie in Hejian, so on and so forth, but they needed to coordinate, and these in-person meetings were the best option for it.
And they really needed to discuss what to do about this new nightmare scourge.
âI think itâs like this for everyone,â Jiang Cheng said, accepting the tea, and Lan Xichen was just in the middle of nodding when he heard a strange sound â laughter, of all things.
They all turned to stare at the door, where Nie Huaisang was walking in, followed by an exhausted-looking Jin Zixuan as his fatherâs representative. It had been Lan Xichen who had asked for Nie Huaisang to be brought here from his refuge at the Cloud Recesses, thinking that this highly protected meeting was as close to safety on the battlefield as they could get and that it would be good for Nie Mingjue to see his little brother safe and sound.
Of all of them, they needed Nie Mingjue to remain strong. He was the Great Sectsâ most effective general, their most terrifying war god; he was as viciously effective a general as he was a frontline fighter, designing many of the strategies they all used and providing many of their sects with critical assistance even though his Nie sect and its affiliated sects were the least numerous of the Great Sects, excluding only the significantly diminished forces of the Jiang sect.
More than his personal contribution, though, heâd become something of a lucky talisman for the rest of them. Lan Xichen had heard all sorts of stories about each and every one of them - Jiang Cheng as the resurrected phoenix, unkillable; Wei Wuxian as a demon barely leashed and used for their own purposes; Lan Xichen himself as a beacon of light bringing hope to those who needed it most - but that was nothing compared to what was said and believed about Nie Mingjue: that as long as Chifeng-zun was there, inexorable and inviolable, the unquestioned king of Hejian, the Wen sectâs eventual defeat was inevitable.
Even Lan Xichen found himself thinking it, reassuring himself late at night that all their efforts were not for nothing, that it would all end well in the end.
It wasnât a healthy way of thinking, not for them and least of all for Nie Mingjue himself, who had to live up to that terrible reputation, but it was what was getting them through each day of this terrible war. So if there was something within Lan Xichenâs power to help Nie Mingjue keep himself together, he would do it, no matter the risk.
Nie Huaisang had arrived at their encampment the day before, with Nie Mingjue himself arriving even later, coming very late at night, and now it was morning and Nie Huaisang was laughing.
Laughing free and easy as if he didnât have a care in the world, no less, and probably at one of his own jokes; Jin Zixuan was looking at him as if heâd never seen such a strange and wonderous thing in his life, and Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian andâŠwell, everyone, really, were all following suit. Theyâd all laughed in recent days, of course, war lending itself to black humor, but Nie Huaisang looked so light-hearted.
SoâŠwell-rested.
âHuaisang,â Lan Xichen said, blinking owlishly at him. âYou lookâŠgood.â No, that wasnât the word he was looking for. âHealthy.â
Not in need of sleep, he meant.
âOh, well, you know,â Nie Huaisang demurred, hiding his face behind his fan. âIâm happy to see da-ge, thatâs all. I get to comfort myself that heâs well and get a good nightâs sleep for once; why wouldnât I be well? Nothing much to it.â
âGood nightâs sleep?â Jiang Cheng echoed, looking disbelieving â as well he should, too. Their current encampent was right next to one of the worst collections of nightmare afflicting creatures, the vicious dream-eaters that confused the mind and injured the spirit. âYou got a good nightâs sleep?â
âBetter here than in the Cloud Recesses?â Wei Wuxian asked, rubbing his eyes. âReally?â
âUh, yes?â Nie Huaisang said, and now it was his turn to blink at them. âMy da-ge is here. I slept well and untroubled for the first time in ages.â
âThat sounds...nice,â Jin Zixuan said, rubbing his eyes as well â probably inspired by Wei Wuxian. Such things were communicative. âYou must have been worried about him.â
âOh, da-ge will be fine, Iâm sure,â Nie Huaisang said blithely, and Lan Xichen suppressed the abrupt and overwhelming desire to punch him. âBut I have nightmares sometimes, you know, and thereâs no reason not to use medicine if itâs available, right?â
âMedicine?â Lan Wangji asked, voice intent, and Lan Xichen went from mild irritation to sadness at once: for Lan Wangji to ask such a thing, to show such weakness, the nightmares must be very bad indeed.
âYes, my da-ge,â Nie Huaisang said. âHeâs nightmare-proof.â
âIâm glad that that works for you,â Jiang Cheng said snippily. âPity about the rest of us.â
Nie Huaisang frowned at him. âItâs not just me,â he said. âItâs just how he is. Donât you know?â
Lan Xichen was going to intervene and settle them down â their tempers were all unduly short, given the nightmare situation, and he really didnât want to have to deal with that before having to cope with the same from Nie Mingjue, whose temper was extremely short at the best of times â but then just as he was opening his mouth to say something he was suddenly hit by an overwhelming feeling of sudden calm, the same sort of pleasant languor that came in the early morning of a calm rest day where you didnât need to get out of bed, or perhaps in a warm and lazy afternoon when you had nothing to do and were considering a nap. Â
It was amazing.
Lan Xichen could see the same effect taking hold of the others, too: Jin Zixuan let out a little sigh, Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji both rocked back a little on their heels, eyes sliding closed in pleasure, Wei Wuxian actually let out a near-audible whimper of relief â
And then Nie Mingjue walked into the command tent.
âGood morning,â he said. He looked as steady as always, a tall and unshakable mountain; his brow was creased in his usual expression of neutral ill-humor and one could arguably feel the heat of his always simmering temper, but at the moment it just felt like warmth. âItâs good to see you all.â
They all murmured greetings in return, watching as Nie Mingjue â and the aura of calm relaxation that, apparently, accompanied him â passed them by and went towards the table where they had laid out all their plans. Unconsciously, they followed after him, drifting in his wake, each of them edging closer to him without ever having made a decision on it; as the other sect leaders who were leading the war showed up, they did the same, and by the time the usual pleasantries had concluded and the meeting was about to start, Nie Mingjue could barely turn around without nearly bumping into someone who had drifted too close.
Lan Xichen really ought to tell them to stop â he was the courier, the connection between the sects, familiar with each and every one of them â but he found himself instead abusing his position and his history as Nie Mingjueâs old friend to finagle a place at his right side, just behind his shoulder, and just stood there, his eyes half-lidded as he basked in the feeling. It was a little like really good meditation, he thought, the type that centered you and grounded you, let you be steady and hold your ground, come what may.
As the general, Nie Mingjue opened the meeting, running through the usual updates â he was short and to the point as always, which invariably made these meetings run significantly better because after a start like that even the most long-winded and shameless of old men felt a bit constrained to keep their words within the realm of the reasonable. After he finished detailing their current positions, the Wen sectâs latest moves and his predictions on their next, certain counters he planned to use â all at a very high level of generality, of course, in the event of spies â Nie Mingjue looked around, frowning a little: they had been all listening with surprising quietude, not a single objection or comment among them the way there usually was.
âIs there any other business?â he asked.
One of the leaders of a smaller sect â Sect Leader Ouyang â visibly shook himself and coughed. âTheâŠscourge?â
âScourge?â Nie Mingjue scowled. âWhat scourge? Has there been a greater than usual resurgence of evil creatures? What type? Why was I not informed?â
Lan Xichen looked at his old friend as though seeing him for the first time, as though abruptly realizing that your old familiar pillow was in fact a wonderous treasured pearl to be held carefully in oneâs hand.
âItâs dream-eaters,â Jiang Cheng said, sounding blank and surprised. âThe sort that cause nightmares...you know the type, surely? Common enough and usually fairly harmless, but thereâs a whole lot of them and theyâre breeding faster than we can kill them â not unless we devote ourselves just to the task, which we canât do. Has - has the Nie sect not suffered from this affliction?â
âNo,â Nie Mingjue said, frowning, and he seemed oddly discomforted, the reason for which he immediately revealed: âIn fact, Iâve never seen a dream-eater. Theyâre not common in Qinghe, I think.â
That was impossible, of course â dream-eaters were notorious for being a pest that could be found anywhere, no matter what the climate or terrain; it was a little like saying that your household had never known a rat.
Although, Lan Xichen supposed, one could see such a statement being made by the single household in the village possessed of a catâŠ
âThat was one of the main reasons I wanted to have this meeting,â he said, clearing his throat. He had told most of the sect leaders that it would be on the agenda, but he hadnât had time to meet with Nie Mingjue, nor had he needed to â as the general, Nie Mingjueâs presence was a necessity, and so Lan Xichen had known that he would be there and had assumed (incorrectly, it seemed) that he would obviously want to devote some time to the issue. âIt has been a rise in the number of such creatures, and yet we cannot divert attention from our frontline. Surely there must be some solution?â
âIf itâs so severe, then we could strike a balance,â Nie Mingjue said, looking relieved at the possibility of turning the discussion onto the practical. âThose sects in regions with less ongoing strife could send teams to other fronts specifically to aid in eliminating the dream-eaters ââ
âHow has Qinghe Nie not suffered from the affliction?â The person interrupting was one of the sect leaders affiliated with Lanling Jin, even though Jin Zixuan turned and glared death at him. âWhatever can be said about dream-eaters in Qinghe, Hejian certainly doesnât lack them, or at least it never has before. If there is some means of resisting them, it ought to be shared.â
That particular sect leader had arrived late and was seated relatively far back; perhaps he was out of range of Nie Mingjue, and hadnât noticed â or perhaps, and more likely, he was simply being obnoxious and looking for an opportunity to snatch up whatever talisman Nie Mingjue was using to relieve the effects of the dream-eaters for Lanling Jinâs benefit. As if they had some greater claim to it, when they were doing the least of the fighting..!
âI havenât seen them,â Nie Mingjue said, his face black with annoyance that Lan Xichen knew was merely a cover for embarrassment. âNot even in Hejian.â
Nie Huaisang giggled behind his fan. âThatâs not your fault, da-ge,â he said. âThey run away when they see you coming. Isnât that right, Xiaochun-shushu?â
Eyes turned to the man standing by Nie Mingjueâs side â one of the Nie sect commanders â who looked a little awkward to be put on the spot, shifting his weight and clearing his throat. âTo the extent it has been an issue at any of our outposts, we usually ask the Sect Leader to check in on morale, which generally resolves the issue,â he said circumspectly, and Nie Mingjue looked minorly outraged at the suggestion that his entire sect apparently used him as a way to ward off a creature usually classified as a minor pest. Without telling him, no less.
âSo the effect is not caused by a talisman or spiritual instrument?â Sect Leader Yao asked, looking disappointed. âNothing that can be duplicated?â
âWhat effect?â Nie Mingjue asked.
âPerhaps we could ask Sect Leader Nie to visit some of the other territories?â another sect leader suggested.
âAnd risk Hejian? Donât be ridiculous,â Jiang Cheng said, though he looked sorely tempted.
âWhat effect?â Nie Mingjue asked again.
âI wonder if the Wen sect is suffering to the extent we are,â Wei Wuxian said thoughtfully, spinning his flute in his hand. âWe have some prisoners of war, donât we? They might be inclined to share more information if they were a little more relaxed. Donât you think?â
âEspecially following a state of heightened distress,â Jin Zixuan said, nodding. âThe relief will be much more pronounced, which could lower their defenses ââ
âMaybe we could even get ââ
âXichen,â Nie Mingjue hissed in his ear as the debate began in earnest, each sect leader rushing forward to add in their views. âWhat are they talking about?â
Lan Xichen looked helplessly at Nie Huaisang who scuttled over. âItâs the dream-eaters, da-ge,â he said in an undertone. âSustained exposure. People get tired, cranky, irritable; their cultivation is weakened, their focus impairedâŠthey become simultaneously less sensitive to certain things, like social niceties, and more sensitive to other things. Like a feeling of steadiness and reliability.â
ââŠso?â Nie Mingjue said.
âSo a lot of people are noticing for the first time that youâre very â uh â grounding.â
âGrounding,â Nie Mingjue said skeptically. âLikeâŠa lightning rod?â
It wasnât quite the metaphor Lan Xichen would have gone with.
âItâs always like this?â he asked Nie Huaisang, fascinated, and Nie Huaisang nodded. âWhy didnât I notice?â
âYou probably noticed subconsciously?â Nie Huaisang guessed. âPeople like being around da-ge, even when they donât like him. Anyway, youâre usually very steady yourself, Xichen-gege ââ Nie Mingjue sighed at his brotherâs rudeness. ââ so you probably didnât notice that you were feeling even more so. In our sect, youâll find parents coming by to drop off their kids next to da-ge; they follow him like a flock of ducklings, itâs the only thing that keeps them quietâŠâ
âI thought they just liked watching me train?â
âI mean, they like that, too, da-ge, Iâm sure. But mostly people just feel safe when youâre around.â
Safe. Yes, that was what it felt like, calm and safe and secure, like there was a rock-solid foundation to the world that nothing could tear down; like even if Nie Mingjue were at the end of his rope, he would still do everything he could not to let you down.
âItâs very nice,â Lan Xichen said.
Nie Mingjue was pinching the bridge of his nose. âHuaisang,â he said. âIf this is such a common phenomenon, why didnât anyone tell me about it?â
âTo be honest, we were a little worried that itâd go away if anyone pointed it out to you,â Nie Huaisang said. âApparently not. Good!â
âThis is ridiculous. Iâm a sect leader, a front-line fighter, a generalâŠI canât go traipsing around fighting dream-eaters. We have a war to fight!â
âPeople fight better if they can sleep,â Nie Huaisang said wisely, and Lan Xichen nodded in firm support. Lan Wanji had drifted over at some point and looked to now be sleeping standing up, which was practically an endorsement as well. âAnyway, I think the idea of gathering people up to go deal with the problem is a good one, and anyone whoâs really desperate for a good nightâs rest can trade over to fight in Hejian for a while. Thatâll keep your forces fresh, encourage the circulation of people and the development of relationships between the various sects, and youâll have the chance to get a good look at whoâs actually competent or not while they fight directly under you.â
âHmm, true,â Nie Mingjue said, and Lan Xichen had to agree â it wasnât a bad idea at all. Maybe it was the fact that Nie Huaisang was the only one of them whoâd gotten any sleep that had allowed him to be the one to suggest it.
âAnd of course, best of all, as long as our side is getting relief and the Wen sect isnâtâŠâ
âOh, all right,â Nie Mingjue said. âI still think this is ridiculous, and Iâm having some difficulty believing that I really give off some sort of â sleep field, or whatever.â
âYou do,â Lan Xichen said. âIn fact, I may propose that we break up the meeting temporarily to allow everyone to take a brief nap.â
âWe are not doing that,â Nie Mingjue said. âWeâre not toddlers.â
âWe should do that,â Lan Wangji said, opening his eyes.
Wei Wuxianâs head turned at the sound of Lan Wangjiâs voice. âDo what?â
âBreak up the meeting for everyone to take a nap and return with steadied nerves and calmer minds,â Nie Huaisang said.
âWe should definitely do that,â Wei Wuxian said, and nudged Jiang Cheng. âHey, Jiang Cheng, how do you feel about everyone in the room taking a nap before we continue discussing the war?â
âThat is the best idea Iâve ever heard,â Jiang Cheng said.
âYouâre not serious,â Nie Mingjue said. âYou cannot be serious right now.â
âOh, we are very serious,â Lan Xichen said, and cleared his throat, waving for peopleâs attention. âEveryone, in light of the scourge of dream-eaters weâve all been struggling with over the past few weeks, I have a suggestionâŠâ
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