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I’ve been on Butter-tok far too much this week. I don’t even know how I ended up on Butter-tok, but now it’s all I want.
So instead of actually making delicious butter, I imagined Simon and Baz with delicious butter. Except, I cannot keep my mind out of the gutter.
Enjoy.
Summary under the cut - mind the tags
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch & Simon Snow
Characters: Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch, Dev (Simon Snow)
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Butter, Food, Food Kink, Butter Kink, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Snowballing, Butter Snowballing, How is butter kink and butter snowballing not a tag already
Summary:
The conversation is still bouncing around in my head as I lay across the pink sofa of our flat, scrolling mindlessly on my phone.
At the time, I’d refused to admit that Dev of all people might be right, but he may have a point. Simon is motivated rather easily by food. He practically drools all over the fine lace tablecloths of Ruth’s dining room table whenever we go over for afternoon tea.
And he does put butter on everything. We should buy bloody stock in it at this point.
I should be worried about his cholesterol levels.
Except the only thing I can actually think about is what it would be like to let Simon use me as a fucking plate. I’d let him spread as much butter across my skin as he wanted so long as he only used his mouth to get it off of me.
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