eaf masterlist
Multifandom
who should you stan: a crack guide to boy groups I pay attention to
how to tell if your K-pop idols are singing live in a music show performance
Seventeen
when they eat you out
part of your world: Dino [5.9k words] After two years as Seventeen's assistant manager, it's time for you to move on. Parting, however, is difficult for you and Dino.
Ateez
when they masturbate
a nice noona romance: Jongho (part 1 | part 2 | outtakes) You meet Jongho of Ateez at the gym when your friend nearly hits on him before realizing how old he is. She’s not interested in younger men. You aren’t either. …Are you?
SHINee
as jealous boyfriends
I want you enough: Taemin [3.2k words] You have penetrative sex for the first time with your boyfriend Taemin.
Vixx
when they overhear you masturbating
falling into the sky: Ken & Vixx [series] Your dance crew is backing up 5Vixx’s comeback. You have a big crush on Ken. Not ideal. • one: crush | • two: baby | • three: hug | • four: share | • five: move | • six: fanfiction | • seven: retreat | • eight: driving | • nine: number
push and shove: Leo [2.1k words] Leo overhears you masturbate. Then he overhears you welcome his cat into your bed.
I’ll be your fan: Hongbin [2.8k words] Hongbin isn’t sure whether you like him as a fan, as a friend… or as more than friends.
not your oppa series:
how not to say oppa: Hyuk [2.5k words] Accidentally calling Hyuk “oppa” while he’s eating you out is a bad idea.
an oppa vs. your boyfriend: Hyuk [3.6k words] Your ex asks you to help out at a photoshoot. Guess whose photoshoot it is.
6Vixx series:
toys vs. boys: Vixx [2.6k words] On the eve of Chuseok, you visit your six boyfriends and everyone except Ravi gets jealous of your dildo.
toys vs. boys: the interview [3.1k words] Your six boyfriends try to justify why they got jealous of your dildo (except Ravi, who laughs at their foolishness).
boys vs. boys: Vixx [4k words] Your marketing event goes off without a hitch, except for the part where your six boyfriends get mad about business cards.
in & out of bed with 6Vixx You have sex with feelings with your boyfriends.
Monsta X
as jealous boyfriends
I need you to come: Shownu [2.6k words] You explain to Kihyun what “come” means in English, a conversation that interests your boyfriend Shownu.
like a main dish: Shownu [1.7k words] You ask Changkyun about his “eat me like a main dish” line in ‘Love Killa’.
couple things: Jooheon [1.5k words] Jooheon tries to bake you a dessert. Why? Because he feels like he needs to.
Jealousy series:
a little jealousy: Shownu [2k words] There’s no way Shownu’s jealous of the intern.
the way you look at him instead of me: Wonho [3.5k words] Wonho’s your dongsaeng, your co-producer... and attractive. And attracted. To you.
imagining you with someone else: Minhyuk [2k words] A small encounter with your ex has an impact.
stop talking about him, stop it: Kihyun [3.8k words] Kihyun wants to know why you're paying more attention to the new VJ than to him.
how to go blind with jealousy: Hyungwon [2.8k words] You're a model on Lipstick Prince, and Hyungwon's not the jealous type. Right?
all those other wolves: Jooheon [2.4k words] To say Jooheon isn't thrilled about your Stray Kids bias is, well, an understatement.
you make me jealous, baby: Changkyun [3.1k words] It's not fun at all for Changkyun to learn you're bi by watching others flirt with you.
Misc
why is the We Bare Bears episode featuring Monsta X so good? [analysis]
eaf ranks: Monsta X’s vocals // visuals // dance // personality








