Cyberpunk 2077

still looks visually stunning from last year

really wish they would stop censoring trailers though, almost all of these games are rated M and we can’t say “shit” in the trailer?

get wrecked body-mod nerd

YOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK KEANU

and now Keanu is here in person, I’m here for this but please don’t have it last 10 minutes

alright audience hype man, stop flirting with John Wick

back to the trailer, yep still looks great

April 16th release

Spritifarer

instantly calming, massive tonal shift from Cyberpunk and Keanu and maybe needed a segue game here

it’s cute, but definitely more calmly paced

Battletoads

oh there it is, was wondering when this would show up

full disclosure - never played it as a kid, so it just seems like a “my console will be flying out the window” level of rage inducement

RPG Time

Hah. Clever, Microsoft. Very clever.

TALES OF VESPERIA DEFINITIVE EDITION!!!!!

I’ve been waiting for this for so long!!!!

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KINGDOM HEARTS 3 TRAILER.

Why the heck was Kingdom hearts at Microsoft I have no idea....

But Frozen looks amazing! Larxene is back? Simba summon(very fitting to show it in the frozen world lol). And Aqua....

they need to turn down the lights, Phil is squinting a little harder than normal

Phil - you alright pal?

ugh they’re really pushing cloud gaming and I’m not ready for it, and I honestly don’t know if the world is as ready for it as they think

Project Scarlett

time for the new console

ROFL “WE HEARD YOU” “ONLY ONE THING - GAMING.” well that’s good because xbox one got the shit kicked out of it at announce by the ps4... and since...

glad that they are listening though, something that others *cough* EA *cough* could learn a lot faster

4x more powerful than XBOneX, up to 120 fps, up to 8k res, ssd 

I am gonna say though, that while everybody obviously wants backwards compat, as I’m listening to this presentation it makes it glaringly obvious every error in those older games will stick out like a sore thumb

project scarlett is the actual launch name for the console? bet that gets shortened by the users in .2 seconds

launching with Halo, still no word yet on backwards compat (Sony has already committed to that for the expected title PS5), but Microsoft is going all in on Game Pass so probably

expected Christmas 2020

Halo Infinite

this halo game is giving off almost alien isolation vibes, with the whole abandoned alone in space thing

ooh boy this looked good until the wife/mom hologram and then it just looked bad

welp I don’t think he’s gonna help you off your busted ship there sport

“there’s something you need to see, chief”? are they trying to be funny?