Mar 23, 2021
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on a scale from 1-10 how big is this problem? -Xen Anon
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Took you long enough.
mothra!
Wh- How did you all get out?
...GAMER-BOY?!
YOU WERE STRANDED! YOU HAD NO WAY OUT OF THAT HOKUM BOKUM SWAP DIMENSION! HOW?!
He hitched a ride from some friends.
And those friends followed a map left by THEIR friend.
And that friend needed help from his friends to remind him who he was fighting for!
And those friends gave me the patience to figure out what was going on.
I was a horrible example of friendship, but I had fun doing it.
...And I’m here, too...!
...IS THAT MY SHIRT???
Oh come on...
Once upon a time, a very, very long time ago- about two days ago- Someone came into my evil lair... with an offer.
You see, if you can recall, back when I was first on the ship, I was under the impression that me and my family were having a little... spat. The pink one came to me and told me that if I could simply get you all to become infected, someway, somehow... I could easily end my little family feud.
Naturally, I’m a genius, so I was already three steps ahead of him with the family thing. So... I took the bait.
What better way to usurp our dear evil friend than with our very own Trojan Horse?
Man, you really are acting like GRV, Leading Light. But somehow worse? GRV just didn't want to do his job. You're just being... Awful. Brainwashing everyone and hurting your friends.... Why are you really doing this, Gordon?
That’s exactly it. From what I can remember from our original time on the ship... Gordon’s motivations were truly well-intentioned, if not misguided.
Really, that’s what anyone would think, right? You’re doing this to make people happy.
Ha ha, right! Of course! We’ve been over this before, DOCTOR. So stop running for me, okay?
That’s not what you’re doing, though.
It’s all a farce.
You’re just... lashing out because you're furious!
You’re just being... some playground bully!
You were never a messenger of love, were you, Gordon?
Because right now, my boy, all I’m sensing is hate.
SO WHAT.
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Gordon? Gordon Barnabus Freeman?? You there?
...That’s me.
*hic* My- I’m-
He starts sobbing, and as Sleepless helps Doc up, the others gather around.
It’s okay... just let it all out...
Can't hurt to try, can it?
Mothra usually hangs out near the head of the ship, with the room with all the screens...
I’ve seen... things there... really weird things.
Like, there was some guy in a bun getting yelled at by a transparent guy who looked like me... there was Benrey in a red suit in one, I think... And one where... Tommy was working at Taco Bell???
I’m more a KFC guy....
wHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT ANYMORE GORDON?!
...
I just want to feel better...