#e-plier

E-plier+Amab reader -> edging pls

E-plier receiving

(🍬anon)

MINORS DNI!!!! Been a while since I’ve written for this ego, I’m calling him Marcus still. Event closed!

“Come on Marcus, you can hold it for me a little longer, can’t you?” You say in the sweetest voice you can muster.

Marcus whimpers, turning his head and whimpering into the pillow as your hand on the base of his cock keeps him from coming.

Again.

“Babe, you’re gonna kill me.” He pants out, and you tut at him, grinding your own cock against his thigh in search of friction.

“Oh, don’t be dramatic.” You wipe at his right cheek, removing the last of the makeup that made up his little symbol he always wore on his cheek.

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– He could never get a picture or a video of you

– It had started out as a joke on his tik tok but now it was infuriating

– He was going to get a picture or video if it killed him

– “Babe, I dunno what to tell you, its not like I’m actively trying,” you smirked one day

– You weren’t lying, but his frustration with documenting your existence in some way was slowly but surely becoming hilarious

– Being a cryptic wasn’t a lie either

– You were,,, off putting to say the least

– Eyes that glow slightly? Check

– Night vision? Check

– Doesn’t sleep often? Check

– Smile just a bit too wide? Check

– No sound when walking? Check

– Inability to be captured on camera? Check, check, and check

– He’d been through it all in his head and it was really dampening his otherwise chill attitude

– “Babe wAit sit still!!”

– You put on your best smile, adjusted on the couch, pulled your knees up a bit, and looked into the camera, “is this good?”

– It was silent for a moment, and then you heard your voice echo back at you

– It sounded,,,, scary, if you were being honest

– “do I really sound like that???” you asked, leaning forward to look at his phone

– On the bright side, he got a relatively clear shot

– On the down side, your figure was still blurry, your eyes shone from the camera, your smile was very obvious and,, sinister,, was that the right word? You looked down again and yes, yes it was

– He almost cracked your skull with his as he lifted his head and whooped

– “I finally did it!!!! I did it!” you had never seen him this excited… it was cute

– “Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you’re just itching to post it. Go on.”

– he looked down from the ceiling, then down at his phone, then back you “I uh,, thanks?? For being okay with me bothering you about this I mean??” he smiled apologetically

E-plier is trying to get me to keep him around

I just got an idea of Magnum, the self-appointed dad figure of the egos, seeing this clearly troubled young man who obviously has no real or good role models in his life, and deciding to adopt him and try to help be a little less... that.

Like. He takes E-plier’s phone and will only give it back if E-plier goes on an adventure outside with him. He also bribes him with oranges.

And because of E-plier’s shaved and young-looking face, and the typical age of E-boys, he’s one of those egos who’s “younger” than the others, you know? Like, not just in amount of time existing, he’s somehow in his early twenties at most due to ego-time-fuckery.

So Magnum is just trying to show this boy some life experience and get him to put the Tik Tok down. And he can’t get him to change entirely, since literally his only personality trait is E-boy, but he helps better him and round him out...

E-plier is still cringey and does... that shit... but he ends up actually being kinda sweet and nice and only really does that stuff occasionally as a stress or boredom relief. 

He has an orange tree that he takes care of. He’s still not entirely sure how to eat oranges right. For some reason, no matter how many times it’s explained or demonstrated to him, he can’t remember to peel it. But he enjoys them anyway and according to Dr. Iplier it isn’t hurting him so they all just let it slide. 

Sometimes he steals Dark’s eyeliner. But he also picks up an extra one for Dark when he goes out to get more, so Dark lets that go. For now.

I bet he snags makeup from Amy sometimes. Then Magnum scolds him, and Mark and Amy hear a knock at the door. They open it to a saddened and shameful E-plier, his head hung and shoulders slumped, and Magnum, with his arms crossed and expression firm. E-plier hands back the makeup and mumbles an apology. Amy, thoroughly confused, accepts. Then Magnum grins and pats E-plier on the back (careful to mind his strength and not to launch the lad into a wall, he’s not making that mistake again) and takes him to get some orange flavored ice-cream or something.

He and Bing get along decently. They both like skateboarding, and Bing teaches him new tricks and stuff. Plus Bing is orange (fuck you Nude Calendar I do not accept your Bing as canon) so that adds to E’s fondness.

Bing does make a lot of “E” meme jokes though. E-plier is not quite so fond of those.

He keeps trying to get real piercings but Magnum is way too worried about the risks of infections and stuff so instead he has clip-ons and such.

Shit. He’s making me like him. How dare he use my love of found family helping someone to better themselves against me and develop his own character like that against my will and without my permission.