#e-floetry

mihawk dials a certain restaurant and hears chef zeff answer on the other end. "your little chef has a customer" he says and passes the phone to zoro's small hands.

zeff laughs and hollers for sanji, "you got a customer kid, come get the phone!"

sanji jumps down from his little stool where he was peeling apples and grabs the phone with excitement. he clears his throat and with all the professionalism he has, says "thank you for calling baratie how can i help you?"

"curly cook?"

sanji beams, "marimo! my favorite customer. do you want food today?" he blabs at him for a good 20 minutes about what's going on in the kitchen and the dessert he's helping with.

on zoro's end, mihawk only hears "uh-huh. sounds yummy. hm" before he eventually hangs up.

"did you have a good talk with your friend?" mihawk asks, knowing zoro did very little talking at all.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Aftercare Summary:

Kakashi sees Iruka from a whole new angle.

sanji has always been a romantic, and as a young lad he read stories about princes marrying princesses and knights proposing to maidens. he always wanted to have that moment, to dazzle someone with his offer of marriage.

since he got with zoro, a few of his childhood dreams have shifted.

he gave up on a fancy, rose-petaled proposal, knowing zoro wouldn't appreciate receiving such a thing, and decided to just be happy with his relationship as it was. it did make him very happy, no sense in worrying about trivialities.

zoro, however, knew exactly what he was getting into when he started dating sanji. he's always been a goal-oriented person, he knew sanji was going to be it for him if they clicked. so zoro, knowing the importance of a dream and how much of a romantic sanji is, decides to give him his dream proposal. or at least, his closest version of it.

zoro steals the rose petals, barters for brook's candles, yoinks one of sanji's nice table cloths, and demands the cook make them a picnic. luffy keeps him on his toes enough that he doesn't have time to question the request, and before long they're walking along the shore of the spring island they've landed on.

they set everything up on the sandy beach. sanji is enjoying the moon on the horizon, wine in his right hand, and zoro's in his left. and then he feels something on his finger. he glances down to see a golden band of three braided strands on his finger.

when he looks up, his hand is still in zoro's, but the man is kneeling, his boots making a mess of his nice cloth. "marry me." zoro says, not one for excess words where they aren't necessary. "captain said he'll do it, but i need you to agree first."

"you're such an idiot" sanji says, his hand gripping zoro's fingers. he sets down his wine and crushes petals under his knees as he pulls zoro in. the moon's reflection catches on the ring and he feels like his heart is about to burst. "you owe me a new tablecloth"

"whatever. it was for a good cause," zoro smiles, wide and boyish like he hasn't seen in so long. "and i'm taking that as a Yes by the way. no take backs."

but what he wouldn't expect is the kid to look up at him with a giant, glassy blue eye and immediately start crying. he could probably hear a faint "now you've done it" from carne in the corner before the steady thump thump of a peg leg sounded through the kitchen.

the cook would be dismissed to the dish pit for upsetting the kid, but he would turn back one last time to see chef zeff rubbing at the little guy's red eyes and giving him the biggest hug he'd ever seen. zeff would pat the boy on the head, ruffle his hair, and start barking at the kitchen.

have we done a "he was a punk (zoro) / he did ballet (sanji)" au yet ????

zoro, punk with green hair, hangs out at the skate park with his buddy luffy, is also lead guitar for their garage band

wado - all white, loves to curl up on zoro's head while he sleeps kitetsu - tabby calico, likes to gargoyle on top of the fridge and swipe at zoro when he walks by shusui - black torty, old man, only wants wet food and follows a patch of sun across the carpet every day

until of course one day a kid in a straw hat says he's trying to build the best dance crew ever and that's all there is to it.

zoro and sanji have a tendency to argue, bicker, tease, all that good stuff. but one day it gets a little too heated, something's under their skin, so luffy plops down his boombox (a relic covered in stickers) and tells them to dance it out.

they start stiff, still keyed up from fighting until something suddenly clicks. zoro has his bandana around his head, he's popping, breaking, doing some insane holds with one hand. sanji steps in, legs everywhere and spinning like a top on the heels of his hands.

it takes them until the song is over to realize they stopped dance battling and were syncing their moves, dancing together for the first time. they both seem surprised at how natural it felt, how easy.

bought em both (do not separate) and i am 100% gonna keep the cans when they're empty lol maybe i'll use em as coin banks