#dyingwithlaughter

So, I’m sitting on my front porch pondering life when, all of a sudden what I thought to be a cat waddled through my driveway and on to the sidewalk. Turns out, not a cat but, a skunk. So I froze making sure not to scare it. All of a sudden a group of drunk and scantily clothed girls come falling down the street. I shouted to one of the girls and warned her that there was a skunk ahead of her. The group sees the skunk and two of the girls scream “kitttttttty!” And run up to it, scaring it and provoking it in to spraying them right in their over-tanned faces. I could not keep it together long enough to make it in the house. So I doubled over in crippling laughter instead.

Life can be a very beautiful thing!