#dxxjun

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] ... Do you even know how wrong that just sounds? My mind is totally corrupted, thanks to you.

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] You are a good boyfriend though, ngl u_u

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] .... I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER. APPA, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] ... Should I say that you are an awesome boyfriend then?

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] I know I do a lot of dumb things together with Soo but playing with my inflatable penises with my best friend? Now that's just gone up to a whole new level.

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] ....isn't that supposed to hold a sword..

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] .... People shall never touch my phone because I don't know what they will think of me if they read this message.

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] I DON'T WANT AN INFLATABLE PENIS. let alone two. What am I going to do with them and No, I'm not going to use them and play with your girlfriend.

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] I am still traumatized with all the gifts and the facts you told me last night, thank you very much.

[ sms - 변태아빠 ] I think I'm just going to go to church and become a nun forever because I'm scarred for life now.

-pelvic thrusts in your direction- Fight me with your D.

I WANT YOUR LOVE BUT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS KIND OF LOVE I DONT WANT THEM D ['STORES THEM ALL IN A BOX AND NEVER OPENS IT;]