Brooke Lynn was STUN-NING in that long, sleek red wig. I'm in love! She was really excited to talk to all the London fans (her line, along with Nina's, moved the slowest because they both talked sfm) and was really bubbly and personable. My friend had artwork as a gift for her and she gushed her thanks for both the gift and her effort in creating something. She's moving to Toronto later this year and clapped her hands with excitement and asked her where - it was frigging adorable!

Brooke also wins points because she didn't believe my age when she asked me what birthday I was celebrating! 😂 "34?! But that's a year older than me!!!" 🤣

So I am going to try and make this as brief as I can (and yet another reason why I should have been tagging my asks this whole time)...DXP tour was going GREAT for us clowns, we were getting so much Branjie content it was craziness. I mean the touching and the affection and the lives OH MY. Well they get to Amsterdam and have a day off. Brooke, Nina, & Meatball go to Amsterdam Pride with Bianca. Allegedly B is making out with someone there, that claim is unfounded. Meanwhile Vanessa & Morgan are out posting stories about #noinvite presumably about not being invited to Pride. Then B tweets about FOMO presumably poking fun at them. Then Vanessa goes meme crazy and starts following her douchebag ex Kameron again. The next day you can cut the tension with a knife. There is ZERO interaction with B and V....B looks pissed/upset...V does everything she can to NOT look at B on stage....B performs using Robyn’s song “With Every Heartbeat” which she hadn’t done AT ALL on tour and then never again (go look at the lyrics...yeah) Then V leaves the tour a day early due to a “family emergency” which is a VERY heated topic within the fandom with some people thinking she left because of whatever B did and others saying she would never leave a tour because of her ex.

Then we get the Branjie show a couple weeks later which was just an amazing night for us clowns and we think ok maybe they are on a better track again. Then Vanessa goes on the WTW tour and we ALL think that Chicago will be the next time we get to clown because Brooke was in Chicago during that time. B goes to the show, posts videos of EVERYONE’S performance except V, we get one picture of them near each other later than night at Roscoe’s, the next morning V post a story with her luggage but then isn’t on a flight for hours later so that was weird. Then 2 days later CG goes to Chicago to have a “romantic” vacation with Brooke.

THEN months later we get Meatball on a podcast SPILLING THE TEA about what went down in Amsterdam. Apparently all the queens got coke from Bianca, then went to a seedy bar. One of them got a blowjob, one of them got pleasured via a glory hole. Neither of those queens were Meatball. MY thought is the blowjob queen is Brooke and the glory hole queen is either Nina or Bianca, although I lean towards it being Nina. The Brooke one I am almost positive I am correct on, just based on details Meatball gave. This is also another thing that is debated in the fandom as far as which queen did what.

Brooke Lynn & Detox’s full Cock Destroyers performance🔥