#dwobbits

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Starting a bunch of drawings with starring my two ocs: Freya and Elaya, adoptive siblings of Bilbo Baggins

Finally did a full body piece for their designs.

I promise you, these aren't as silly as the titles make them sound, I just think I'm hilarious when I'm naming my save files. Finally back in the Shire, Bilbo and Thorin are able to settle down and begin their greatest adventure yet: parenting.

I'm done now.

Here is my idea of what dwobbits probably look like:

height: dwobbits reach a height closer to a dwarf than a hobbit sitting in the 4 to 5 feet range while hobbits are 2 to 4 feet tall. Dwobbits are usually at the shorter end of dwarves but since Bilbo and Thorin are tall for there races Frodo is at a height of 4′8 ft.

Body hair: unlike hobbits they can grow hair but unlike dwarves they don’t have an excess of it. They can grow the same amount of hair as an average human man (and this includes Dwobbit women) except they can only grow stubble.

by TheWonderTwins

Unbidden, an image of the green hills and farms of the Shire alight with flame came to her mind. The hobbits would have no chance against such a disaster, and any who survived would likely never recover. She couldn’t imagine the strength and sheer stubbornness required to survive the devastation of a dragon’s attack and subsequent exile. And to want to go back! To face the beast that stole so much, destroyed so much, for just the chance to restore what was lost…

“I’ll go.” She declared as the song faded.

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Bilberry Baggins takes up her nom de plume "Bilbo Baggins" to join a most dangerous adventure. Who would have thought Dwobbits would be so cute. ;)

Contrary to popular belief, little Frodo Baggins, the youngest (and teeniest) Dwobbit of the Line of Durin was NOT grown in a cabbage patch.

"It was among Bilbo's prized tomatoes, the cutest, most adorable wee thing and thankfully, Mahal heard my prayers and blessed him with Bilbo's curls and his nose," says Thorin with the most besotted grin on his face, whilst carrying Frodo against his chest, wrapped in a sling.

Bilbo is too busy hiding his hysterical laughter because the look on Thranduil Elven-king's face was just.... epic. There is no help or hope of common sense coming from the Hobbit side.

Frodo was still too young to say anything but he did help his Uncle Thorin... er.... Adad... by flashing that same identical Thousand Watt Grin at the Elves of the Greenwood.

Yeah, they didn't know what hit them.

Frodo, much like his older cousin Kili, grew up knowing how much of a walnut his Uncle Thorin was.

"But that's why we love him, my lad," Uncle Bilbo tells him, after telling Frodo the Epic Tale of How Uncle Thorin Finally Used His Proper Words and Properly Courted Uncle Bilbo.

The Incident About Hobbit Potato Babies was just the beginning of a long and fruitful partnership of mischief, jokes, pranks and mayhem between Frodo Baggins and his Ridiculous Walnut of a Dwarf Uncle.

The Hobbit Uncle will never admit to Aiding and Abetting said Mischief. Secret Weapon and all that.