#dwightisfedorable

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1: What eye color do you find sexiest?  It's not so much the color as the depth behind them.  I guess I'd have to go with dark blue or light green though.

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Dark chocolate mocha, bro!!

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? Giant ass, beautiful butterfly wings.

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?  Small town for the most part, and I have mixed feelings about it.

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)  My gramma.

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?  Strawberry banana asldkjfdkl

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?  One time in kindergarten I went to school wearing a dress and no underwear.  Also the same week I went to school wearing a pair of jeans backwards.

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?  Existing

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?  Existing

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?  Robot ninja pirates in space.

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?  Yes

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?  omg yes yes yes

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? PENGUIN OMG.

14: What's your most favorite part of your body?  my nose

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?  My sense of humor

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?  No comment.

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?  This last one I did, but my friend was being super fucking annoying the whole way through so I couldn't really enjoy it.

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?  No.

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?  mac and cheese pizza

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?  I grew up with both, and I can't really tell the difference.  Butter, I guess.

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)  1%

22: Which continents have you been on?  North Amurika

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?  Not really.  Kind of.  I didn't until I was on my way back from Minnesota last summer,and no matter what I did I felt like I was going to throw up and this pressure kept increasing in my head and my jaw locks up every once in a while now because of it.  Now any time I'm in the backseat of a car or van for more than 15 minutes I start feeling like that.

24: Backpacks or satchels?  Satchels are messenger bags, right?

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?  At the same time.

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?  This is a cruel question.

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? A pig, because I don't want a cow.

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?  Chicago.  It's beautiful.

29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?  Like three hours.

30: The latest you've ever slept?  2:30pm, roughly.

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?  YES.

32: Do you pick at scabs?  I try not to, but I do.

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?  Not jelly because those things are fucking nasty.

34: How far can you throw a baseball?  Like ten feet if I'm lucky.

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?  Ireland.

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?  No.

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?  Liberal arts because reasons.

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?  L-O-V-E

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?  Yes.

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?  Yes, but they freak me out too.

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?  No.

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?  What parents?  I'm Harry Potter.

43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?  I was almost Taz this year, but then I sprained my ankle super bad and couldn't do anything.  So I went around in sweats and a University of Pink hoodie with my hair looking like crap, saying I was Elle Woods after Warner broke up with her.

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?  I like my natural color, but if I were to change it, it would be to some bright, abnormal color.

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?  Yes.

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.  Yes.

47: City or nature person?  Yes.

48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)  Yes.  And I went out in public with it on bro.

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?  Heeeeell no.