#dweeb simps

(18+, implied smut)

sonar x f!yandere (reader???? oc?????) but in that westernized way where it's just THE MOST toxic girl u've ever seen every time she gets in & out of a relationship

like she's on team z for being an accomplice to her most recent ex, who breaks up w her when they hear she's being rehab'd

so she's sobbing to everyone about how unfair it is and they all feel kinda bad for her

and then it happens again

she hooks up w these guys & girls & then they break up and she's a sobbing pathetic mess every other mission

pretty soon they stop taking pity on her altogether

except for.... victor, who is consistently pussywhipped

and everyone knows it's gonna happen and they all know how it's gonna go down!!!!!

but he's in the break room one day eating his lunch when she walks in to put her head on the table and sob into her arms

and fuck what is he supposed to do just stand there???? goddammit he's not good when they fucking cry

and as he's standing there contemplating what to do, she looks up

fucking shit fuck balls fuck shi—

"is there something wrong with me???"

oh fuckign ffuck god balls shit fuvk

she's looking up at him with those big watery eyes and they TOLD HIM this was going to happen and he didn't listen GODDAMMIT

"NO! i mean—ahem—no, you seem perfectly normal to me" she's not, in fact. she's probably the least normal girl he's ever met in his life and he knew it he knew he'd fuck it up this is why he BEGGED robert not to send him on a duo mission with her and fuck he just fucked up all that progress and—

"you think i'm perfect??" aaaaaand she's got heart eyes and she's staring up at him and "tell me more things you like about me!!!"

and that's how he spends his lunch. telling her how she's "smokin' hot" and "he'd never fumble a babe like her" bc "he went to harvard, y'know?" and he knows he should stop talking but instead he actually keeps talking more and fuuuuuuck

cut to a week later, & he's flinching every time he hears her name

and yet, still, every time he makes an attempt to break up with her it goes horrendously

it goes like this:

he goes up to start the conversation, slowly and carefully approaching the topic—maybe a little too carefully, at least until he blurts out that "i think we should take some space from each other"

then, the big watery doe eyes come out, followed by the quivering pouty lip

"so there IS something wrong with me?!??"

and then the backtrack ->

"no!!!!! nonononono—that's not what i meant baby! not at all!!" 😰😰

"there's... there's not?" *sniffle sniffle* 🥺🥹

he makes up for it tho

he can't help it, he feels bad :(

he ends up buying chocolates and flowers and teddy bears—y'know. all the shit girls like or whatever

she makes up for it too

the synergy when they go on missions with each other is off the charts

maybe a little too much chemistry between them, as a matter of fact

she could be overstepping his boundaries, smothering him, and he'd be on the verge of dumping her when—oop, it's mission time

and god does she look good beating the shit out of these assholes

and fuuuuck. yep he's hard

it's been more than once when the team has to scream at them through the comms to turn off their mics if they're gonna horse around after a job

*cue her ripping his clothes off after a particularly successful mission*

anyways yada yada yada smth smth insert drabble of breakup turned makeup sex in the office or on the field or smth yep 😁😁😁👍

WE GOTTEM, BOYS 🤩🥳😘

happy birthday beloved!!!!