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Lazy bugger fakes burglary to avoid going to work

A Florida man may have gotten out of going to work after staging a fake burglary at his home, but the place he ended up is probably worse — jail.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office received a call from Dwayne Yeager on Monday morning informing them that his house had been broken into.

“My door’s open, my windows to my son’s bedroom are wide open,” Yeager said in his call. “My TV’s in there…