Alpha!cuck Bilbo is my favorite thing to write next to omega!Thorin
ignore the use of both past and present tense, I’m just story-vomiting bc I neeeeed it

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Alpha!cuck Bilbo is my favorite thing to write next to omega!Thorin
ignore the use of both past and present tense, I’m just story-vomiting bc I neeeeed it

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Dwalin: It’s an old dwarvish courting practice where a dwarf of higher status watches a dwarrow and their partner while they’re intimate to make sure it’s a good match
Dwalin: It’s always been optional, o’course, and I would never expect ye—
Sam: [already sitting in the cuck chair]
Dwalin:
Dwalin: That’s not how this works
what’s dwamgee if I can’t slip some dwalinshield in there
this bit might get scrapped so I’m sharing (also short and fat are just soft descriptors here — he’s not insulting sam)
the Thorin/Dwalin vibes are hitting me so hard I have to bring back in the sheets, i’m a bully