#dwalin....

HI DARLIN!! 

First off, I apologize about my late reply, it appears that I am wearing my Super Procrastinator Superhero Cape once again. *flies away*…*very…very…very slowly.*

 OH GAWSH.

OH GAWSH. 

SO MANY CHARACTERS HAHAHASDFA! 

Well lets see. I think there’s a lot of characters I could answer this with,but I think at the end of the day I’d probably have to go with….

OH GAWSH WHO, EVERYONE WONDERS, WHOOOOO!!!

(I SAW THAT GIF AND THOUGHT IT WAS PERFECT HAHAHAH)

(*slow trickle of drool down her face….* (how did I just notice Dean munching on something lmao?))

So yes. The Golden Haired Wonder Dwarf! 

OhhhhhHHHhh WOWWWWW WE’RE SOOOOOO SURPRISED!, says everyone, “WE WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT!”

AHHHHHHHSDKFALFKLAFKLAFK!!

Altho close to his heels would be Kili, Thorin and Dwalin.

I mean, financially, Fili is a very good prospect. I mean, like, his family has a mountain full of gold. And he’s a prince too. Also, being that he’s not a king, there’s less pressure, I suppose, for the time being.  

But of course, that’s not the whole point of it all, naturally. 

….I mean….WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO MARRY FILI?? EVERYONE WANTS TO MARRY FIL! THAT TREE? OVER THERE? *points* THAT TREE WANTS TO MARRY FILI! *FLAILS* MY COLOURED PENCIL WANTS TO MARRY HIM! THAT FLECK OF DUST ON THE WALL WANTS TO MARRY HIM!

 Strong, courageous, caring, FANNNNNNTAASSSTTTIIIIICCCCC HAIIRRRRR *MOANS* , selfless, smart and cunning, AMAAAZZZINNNNG FASHION SENSE *MOANS*, lots of knives so like, you never have to be like DAMMIT WHERE ARE THE KNIVES! when you run out of knives to butter bread or whatever, like, he has knives everywhere so that is really helpful, and he probably has a lot of warm floofy jackets and I’m always cold so I could just wear his warm floofy jackets. 

 So yes. Fili. 

But I would also considering Thorin, Kili and Dwalin as well. Also Balin. I would marry them. 

….I’d actually marry the whole company, let’s be honest. 

But Fili

Yes Fili.