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He couldn’t do this anymore. He simply couldn’t. Waylon didn’t know how long he had been pounding and hitting the locked door, desperately trying to get out before The Groom returned. His hits eventually began to die out though, his head resting on the door with the last of them. “Fuck.” He whispered, eyes pricking with tears and bottom lip quivering. He repeated the word louder as the reality of everything set in.He was going to die here. He was going to be maimed and then killed. He was going to be maimed, raped, and either bleed out, die of infection, or be strung up. He kept repeating the curse word until he couldn’t get the sounds out anymore, shoulders shaking with the force of his cries and breath rapidly expanding and compressing his chest. Waylon pulled and tugged at his hair, voice somewhere between a sob and a scream as it echoed in the small room.

this is basically how this entire blog can be summed up.

                     ❛ y’know, i’m still  a lot more interesting than whatever this is. ❜    his words are mumbled against his skin, using his chin to nod towards the television, his hands already busy pulling him closer.

1. ❛ i’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen. ❜  2. ❛ isn’t a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures & you’re just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother’s chin to lock her away forever? ❜ 3. ❛ tell me the truth. do these glasses make me look stupid? ❜  4. ❛ well, it’s unspeakable, that’s what it is. absolutely unspeakable. ❜  5. ❛ just because you walk around looking like an english lawyer doesn’t mean everybody has to. ❜  6. ❛ college isn’t really my style. i attend the school of life. ❜  7. ❛ you can go straight to h-e-double hockey sticks! ❜  8. ❛ i feel lousy, & being mean to you just makes me feel better. ❜  9. ❛ hello there, tall, dark, & jolly. ❜  10. ❛ my god, i’m hallucinating. i see little balls of sunshine in a bag. ❜  11. ❛ what happens when there’s only one of us left? ❜  12. ❛ i guess there’s a lesson to be learned here. sometimes life just isn’t fair, kiddo. ❜  13. ❛ i am shocked & i want details! ❜  14. ❛ let’s rent an adult video, drink mimosas, & french kiss the pillows. ❜  15. ❛ here we are, in the middle of a crisis, & there’s no cheesecake. ❜  16. ❛ you look like a prostitute. ❜  17. ❛ she says you are the scum of the earth, — but she said it with a lot of love in her eyes. ❜  18. ❛ i’m the biggest slut. ❜  19. ❛ gee, with only three hours’ sleep, i can be as bitchy as you. ❜  20. ❛ you’re always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean. that’s part of your charm. ❜  21. ❛ thank you, you bed-hopping relic. ❜  22. ❛ i could vomit just looking at you. ❜  23. ❛ i am upset because i was not the center of attention & nobody said i was the prettiest. ❜  24. ❛ oh, blow it out your tubenburbles! ❜  25. ❛ i haven’t had to disappoint this many men since daddy tore down the tree house. ❜  26. ❛ isn’t it amazing how i can feel so bad & still look so good? ❜  27. ❛ i could get herpes listening to this story! ❜  28. ❛ i have a rule. if i can’t pronounce it, i don’t put it in my mouth. ❜  29. ❛ is that ‘ kick me hard ‘ sign a fashion statement? ❜  30. ❛ come on, like you never pretended to be possessed by somebody’s dead husband of a couple of laughs. ❜ 

        “HEY, that’s MINE.” there’s probably a better way to ask         someone to please put down my camcorder that thing is         my entire life but carson sure doesn’t know it !!

                                                            ❛ —  uh, hey. ❜