#dutchfish

Out of anon

[After the witchfinder dies]

I've got this idea for a scene that could be part of a case fanfic, but little idea of how to turn it into a full blown fanfic. I thought that maybe one of the followers of this blog could help me out? I only have the start of a murder plot (like initial victim, but no why) and main characters.... If anyone interested could DM me I would be so happy!

Reversed the Gwaine + Lancelot in my brain for a moment and got Leon + Gwen and that combination would get things done much faster. Look cute + ask him out = success. This brain exercise led me to: what if get together and the law didn’t change. Get caught and arrested by overzealous young knight. When they have to stand judgment before Arthur he’s mostly impressed that Lancelot got Leon the Oblivious to notice him (I hc that the knights that have been around a while all have seen Leon be completely oblivious to women obviously flirting with him. Which led to a game of which knight could flirt the most outrageously with Leon without him noticing. He never noticed. He just has the wii theme going in his head)

I know the sparkling water discourse is mostly over, but I got a horror story involving it. So, I was out with the fam and a lady was handing out sparkling rosé. I told her I don't drink. She said it was okay and that she would get me something else. She came back with some drink that was the same colour as the rosé. When I took a sip I found out it was still sparkling and I wanted to stab myself.

Why use milk when you can use custard (or similar substances)..... Fuck yoghurt though

Taking both a bath and a shower sounds like a lot of unnecessary clean water use to me