Redrew the Lords of hell in their silly human forms for the stupid ass rehab AU. They have to go to court mandated therapy and find out ways to fulfill their needs without hurting people* /hj

Belial gossips, catfishes and generally is the gaslight in GGG(gaslight gatekeepe girlboss)

Azmodan is adjusting best cause he can just hang out and do fuck all with his wife, he has more time to grill.

Baal goes vacationing with his spouse Luthael on Sanctuary, like retired old people going on cruises and shit.

Mephisto is a bitter cunt who of everyone hates this situation the most. Especially since Lilith is technically ruling the burning hells while he can do nothing.

Diablo seems to be finding enrichment somewhere but he’s being shifty about it, refusing to directly answer any questions about what he’s been up to. Or keeping it very vague.

Duriel found out about BDSM and is having fun with his new “friend” who is helping him satisfy his sadomasochistic needs in a non lethal way.

Andariel has taken up writing angsty literature, with encouragement from Auriel she is selling many books.

*no killing/corrupting/ torturing

If you are confused, good.

This is my stupid nonsense AU where in the LOH have no power but still just exist as people now as punishment for their crimes. Lilith and Inarius get a divorce but they alive! Lilith is ruling hell and being chill, Inarius is not allowed to stay in Heaven, they’re still pissed at him but he can visit. Some peeps get revived via soul power bullshit. And the LOH stay with my OC Mirrah in Pandemonium where he is doing research and shit (turned it into his base of operations)

Mephisto would 100% be on Twitter or reddit. That, or his old ass would be on Facebook. He'd stalk everyone he can on Twitter and Facebook, while being a top downvote farmer on reddit. (There's a subreddit for that.) He would be the most horrific troll to ever exist, and it wouldn't even be for a grand scheme. He'd troll to relax, drinking a hot cup of Joe (blood and tears that probably came from a dude named Joe), looking at his phone like he's reading a pleasant book, when really he got some 80-something year old woman named Martha to drop her sweet Christian lady act on Facebook, and call him slurs and curses he didn't know existed. I don't think he would know a lot of swears or curses to be frank, being too busy to learn what mortals call each other, or his kind. This new language of hate would DEFINITELY be implemented into his vocabulary.

Baal would be one of us. He's a Tumblr Girly™️ 100%. He would make posts to inflict psychic damage, while taking some of his own from just how WEIRD we all get here. He'd also accidentally make real friends on here, because no one would be able to tell whether or not he's actually Baal or a role player that's too into his role.

Diablo would like omegle, and any other streaming site. Mainly because of his powers involving looking at his face. He can scare the shit out of people miles away from the burning hells, all from the comfort of his room. He'd also probably get into doxing, just to scare streamers that don't entertain him enough.

Andariel would like AO3 or fanfiction.net. Hell, she might be a tumblerina like baal too! This is because these websites, from my experience, are BIG fans of angst. All she needs to do is get into a Fandom, start writing angsty fanfiction, and now she has an infinite anguish hack.

Her brother Duriel would probably be a redditor on a darker sub that gets banned after a few years (like r/eyeblech). That or he'd be on websites that are closest thing to what you think of on the "dark web." That or he'd search up guro stuff. (DO NOT LOOK UP. It's usually very intense gore, body horror, and it's usually mixed with porn with the first two elements. So don't search it if you're not good with gore or body horror.)

Belial would be a tiktoker and a catfish on dating sites. He'd spread misinformation on tiktok, and intentionally get a bunch of influencers killed, while breaking the hearts of men and women alike on sites like tinder, grinder, bumble, and whatever other dating sites there are.

Who is your favorite demon in the diablo franchise

The lord of pain in my ass !!!!!

Of course it took me like.... 7 times going back to revive and harvest some of Greiz greatest bait paladins in Lut Gholein !

Shout out to my fallen boiz

Azreal

Waheed

Yasheid

Kaelim

And Blaise the Rouge scout god bliss their courageous souls 🙏🏻✝️

A selfie with my babe Tyrael the archangel after farming him 🤙

How I sleep knowing that the Duriel sleeps forever

How I wake up knowing that Duriel won't