Who’s obsessed with pumpkin spice everything: Duncan, he’s almost addicted
Who screams obscenities during football games: Kim
Who hides in the bushes and scares kids on Halloween: Both, but Kim is harder to spot
Who wears nothing but flannels from September 1st til Christmas: Kim wears flannel a lot anyway, so it’s going to be her, although she’ll try to get Duncan to wear flannel at least once a week
Who tries to carve jack-o-lanterns but accidentally crushes the pumpkin: Duncan, but only because he’ll try to outdo Kim
Who clings to the other and whimpers their way through the haunted house: Duncan, Kim will blow on her fingers to make them cold then trail them down his back to make him whimper
Who rakes the leaves: Duncan,
Who jumps in the pile of freshly-raked leaves: Duncan if he can beat Kim to it (rarely)
Who checks the Halloween candy for poison and syringes: Duncan, Kim’s having too much fun to think about it
Who got drunk and inappropriate on the hayride: Duncan, Kim was mortified
Who went as Batman and who goes as Robin: Kim went as batman, the Robin costume was about 4” to short on Duncan
Who went as Sonny and who goes as Cher: Kim goes as Sonny because the moustache wouldn’t stick on Duncan’s beard
Their couple costume this year: Echo and Lalnable The joker and Harley, Kim’s going to enjoy giving him a lipstick smile ;)