#dump stats

I am going to one day find a group where I can RP a bard class with almost all charisma and enough stamina and strength to keep me from dying and have the rest go into agility luck and intelligence. And to top it all off, I'll give him the most annoyingly memed out name ever

DM: (pinching bridge of his nose) so you're giving your halfling bard a special Null Persuasion to pass any Persuasion Check rolls automatically and he's smart enough to cast level one spells but doesn't? *sigh* and what's their name again?

Me: (giggling) Blorbaeux from the far off land of ... Maishos