Feb 7, 2020
I’M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ICON IS BACK AND IM BACK AND MORE NSFW TRASH THAN EVER
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I’M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ICON IS BACK AND IM BACK AND MORE NSFW TRASH THAN EVER
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the fact that October is almost over and a vampire still hasn’t whisked me away to their enchanted castle with the promise of eternal love and immortality is DISGUSTING
o hey, idk if any of y’all like, read ya books, but I recently finished reading “the folk of the air” series (it’s only got two books out atm) and like... the main dude that you’re supposed to crush on is 100% the whiney bratty sub type and it’s gr8 :)
oh! any of y’all watching/reading kimetsu no yaiba? I’m like 20 chapters away from being up to date and I haven’t been this in love with a shounen series in f o r e v e r
I literally love everything about it I can’t recommend it enough fr fr
now that it’s finally October, I will take no excuses as for why I’m currently not being courted by a magical, otherworldly creature. if an alluringly handsome vampire doesn’t slide into my dms offering midnight castle dates, if a charmingly sweet headless horseman doesn’t escort me home on a chilly night and offers me their cloak, if a looming shadowy figure with a voice warm like fire kindling doesn’t smash these cheeks, I’m suing this entire spooky szn for fraud
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idk if any of y’all remember, but I made a post about how I rlly wanted to top the main dude in this movie I was seeing in the theatre and it was all I could think about -> then I got an ask about which movie and it was “After” (the harry styles fanfic movie lol) WELL, it’s on netflix now so... 👀 do whatever you want with that info 👀
I thot a cartoon was hot and and wasted my time 🤡
OK SO
I saw screencaps from this animated movie “monster family” on twitter, the screencaps were of dracula and was highlighting how handsome *cough* horny *cough* his character design was and some key points about his personality portrayal.
Cool beans, ok, why does this matter?
Like, who cares if the dracula was a leather daddy who softly squelched (?) with every step he took bc of his fully leather outfits (fucking mint), and he always sat with legs wide open back in his ornate chairs (fucking mint), and fell in love with a human woman and offered for them to live eternity in love and even showed a montage clip of them together on the moon (fucking mint), AND sang the hit song “it’s not unusual” by tom jones (not super mint, just... an interesting script choice...) who cares right? Except...
This was the worst fucking movie ever and I will never get that time back.
So hear this as a lesson.
Don’t watch movies bc you think you’ll get a sliver, an ounce, a teeny tiny drop of horny juice, nuh uh, no can do sir, you’ll be punished for your hubris in the form of awful writing disguised by beautiful animation and suffer
ok but here’s concept: cyberpunk 2077 keanu abso-fucking-lutely railing me