Oct 24, 2019
A: What's so great about you?
B: I'm a literal God. You are a puny mortal. I could crush you with my pinkie finger. I could go on.
A: Just sounds like you're an arrogant asshole to me. Why don't you come here and I'll show you what a puny mortal can do.
B: *internally* They are so adorable. I must protect.
B: *externally* I have neither the time nor the desire.
#writing prompt#dialogue prompt#a and b#god#god and human#human#fantasy#cute#OTP Prompts#otp#imagine your otp#Powerful god protecting dumbass human is my aesthetic#dumbass human#powerful god#Just imagine a trying to get b to fight them#and b coming up with worse and worse excuses#I would but I forgot to feed my pet fish#I would but I have to be over there now#I would but the rules of the universe say no#Just because I am a god does not allow me to break the rules
